Holy Moly Bar

05/30/2026

Your calendar just got threatened (affectionately).

DRAG BINGO with Delyla is back at Holy Moly on Monday, June 15.
Sponsored in part by Q***r Mountaineering (because elevation training doesn’t prepare you for this kind of pressure).

If you missed it last time: yes, it’s bingo. No, it’s not calm. Expect prizes, heckling with love, a wild performance, and the kind of confidence that only exists when you’re one number away from winning.

Show up early, grab a seat, and practice your “I meant to do that” face.

***rMountaineering

05/25/2026

Tomorrow’s trivia is bringing range.

General Knowledge
MLB Team Names
A “Street” Round
General Knowledge (the sequel)
It’s HOT in Here — every answer contains “HOT”
World Famous Picture Round
7–9pm at Holy Moly Bar.

Baseball knowledge helps. Street smarts help. Actual intelligence remains optional.

Bring a team, order something irresponsible for a Tuesday, and let your brain take a few cuts at the plate.

05/06/2026

On May 13 at 6:30pm, Bonsai Bar is taking over Holy Moly for a beginner bonsai class. It’s ticketed, it’s hands-on, and you will leave with a tiny tree and a surprising sense of responsibility.

Your ticket gets you:
• A tree you personally select (this is your child now)
• A ceramic bonsai pot (because presentation matters)
• 2 hours of actual bonsai wisdom
• Ongoing support via their Tree-iage program (yes, that’s a thing and yes, you’ll need it)

No experience required. Just show up, have a couple of drinks, and try not to emotionally bond with every tree in the room.

Tickets are limited.
https://tinyurl.com/HolyMolyBar

Your future tiny forest depends on you.

Pop-Up Beginner Bonsai Workshops at Breweries.

05/05/2026

Monday needed a personality transplant. So we booked one.

DRAG BINGO at Holy Moly
Monday, May 18 | 7–9pm
Hosted by Delyla—your new favorite authority figure.
Sponsored by Q***r Mountaineering

It’s bingo, but louder, sharper, and emotionally confusing (in a good way). Expect prizes, petty victories, and the kind of side-eye that should come with a waiver.

Come early, grab a seat, and practice saying “I’M FINE” when you lose by one square.

***rMountaineering

04/29/2026

This was stolen from the bar. If you or know of who took it, please return it, no questions asked. This has immense sentimental value and significance to us and has zero value to whoever possesses it.
Thank you for your attention.

04/28/2026

Tuesday trivia. Structured. Slightly suspicious.

Rounds:
General Knowledge
Park Answers
Did You Notice? (we did)
General Knowledge (we’re circling back)
“Do” in 6 — six-letter words containing DO
World Famous Picture Round

7–9pm at Holy Moly Bar.
Looks approachable. Isn’t.

Bring a team, trust your instincts, and try not to overthink the one you absolutely will.

04/15/2026

Trivia tonight at Holy Moly Bar.
Six rounds. Solid questions. Actual prizes.

7–9pm.

Come prove you know things. Or come find out who in your group has been quietly carrying the team their whole life.

04/06/2026

Quit standing outside admiring the weather like some kind of nature documentary — get in here where it counts! 🌞🍹

Sure, it’s a gorgeous day out there, but you know what makes a beautiful day even better? A cold drink in your hand and absolutely nowhere to be. Let the sunshine walk you straight to our door — we’ll take it from there.

Cold drinks. Good food. Zero regrets.

03/13/2026

Snow decided to show up uninvited. Cool. We’re still pouring. Come thaw out and pretend this was your plan all along.

Holy Moly is open tonight 4pm–12 midnight
Happy Hour: 4–6pm

(No, the doors are not actually wide open, just open for biz)

03/03/2026

Tonight’s trivia has range.

General Knowledge
Fashion & Clothing (runway to thrift rack)
City Namesakes (they have to come from somewhere)
General Knowledge (because we believe in balance)
Middle MAN (every answer has “man” in the middle — symmetry doesn’t matter)
Picture Round (world famous!)

7–9pm at Holy Moly Bar.
Well-built questions. Solid prizes. Zero interest in mediocrity. So bring a team that knows things. Or at least knows how to sound convincing.