Holy Moly Bar

06/24/2026

It’s HOT outside.

You could sit at home and slowly become part of your furniture. Or you could come to Holy Moly Bar for trivia and enjoy the miracle of ice, air conditioning, and beverages served at temperatures approved by science.

Trivia kicks off tonight at 7pm.

The weather is bringing the heat. We’re bringing the ice.

06/14/2026

Your Monday plans have been overruled.

DRAG BINGO with Delyla is back at Holy Moly this Monday from 7–9pm—bringing prizes, perfectly timed insults, and the sudden belief that you were born to dominate a room full of numbered balls.

Sponsored in part by Q***r Mountaineering, because apparently regular mountains weren’t dramatic enough.

Come early. Grab a seat. Prepare to shout “BINGO” with an amount of confidence wildly unsupported by the facts.

***rMountaineering

06/14/2026

Our beloved bartender, manager, problem-solver, booze-orderer, chaos wrangler, and full-time keeper of this particular circus is leaving us to go start his own thing.

The audacity.

Tomorrow, Sunday, is Ryan’s final shift at Holy Moly. Come celebrate, wish him luck, and make his last night just busy enough that he briefly questions every decision that led him here.

We’re incredibly proud of him, deeply grateful for him, and only pretending not to take this personally.

Come raise a glass to Ryan—and tip him like he’s about to lose his employee discount.

06/03/2026

Doing some research for in Napoli, IT and found this gem of a place . Very inventive cocktails with great personalities and atmosphere. Get your ass to Italy and order the Atomic. Cheers!

05/30/2026

Your calendar just got threatened (affectionately).

DRAG BINGO with Delyla is back at Holy Moly on Monday, June 15.
Sponsored in part by Q***r Mountaineering (because elevation training doesn’t prepare you for this kind of pressure).

If you missed it last time: yes, it’s bingo. No, it’s not calm. Expect prizes, heckling with love, a wild performance, and the kind of confidence that only exists when you’re one number away from winning.

Show up early, grab a seat, and practice your “I meant to do that” face.

***rMountaineering

05/25/2026

Tomorrow’s trivia is bringing range.

General Knowledge
MLB Team Names
A “Street” Round
General Knowledge (the sequel)
It’s HOT in Here — every answer contains “HOT”
World Famous Picture Round
7–9pm at Holy Moly Bar.

Baseball knowledge helps. Street smarts help. Actual intelligence remains optional.

Bring a team, order something irresponsible for a Tuesday, and let your brain take a few cuts at the plate.

05/06/2026

On May 13 at 6:30pm, Bonsai Bar is taking over Holy Moly for a beginner bonsai class. It’s ticketed, it’s hands-on, and you will leave with a tiny tree and a surprising sense of responsibility.

Your ticket gets you:
• A tree you personally select (this is your child now)
• A ceramic bonsai pot (because presentation matters)
• 2 hours of actual bonsai wisdom
• Ongoing support via their Tree-iage program (yes, that’s a thing and yes, you’ll need it)

No experience required. Just show up, have a couple of drinks, and try not to emotionally bond with every tree in the room.

Tickets are limited.
https://tinyurl.com/HolyMolyBar

Your future tiny forest depends on you.

Pop-Up Beginner Bonsai Workshops at Breweries.

05/05/2026

Monday needed a personality transplant. So we booked one.

DRAG BINGO at Holy Moly
Monday, May 18 | 7–9pm
Hosted by Delyla—your new favorite authority figure.
Sponsored by Q***r Mountaineering

It’s bingo, but louder, sharper, and emotionally confusing (in a good way). Expect prizes, petty victories, and the kind of side-eye that should come with a waiver.

Come early, grab a seat, and practice saying “I’M FINE” when you lose by one square.

***rMountaineering

04/29/2026

This was stolen from the bar. If you or know of who took it, please return it, no questions asked. This has immense sentimental value and significance to us and has zero value to whoever possesses it.
Thank you for your attention.

04/28/2026

Tuesday trivia. Structured. Slightly suspicious.

Rounds:
General Knowledge
Park Answers
Did You Notice? (we did)
General Knowledge (we’re circling back)
“Do” in 6 — six-letter words containing DO
World Famous Picture Round

7–9pm at Holy Moly Bar.
Looks approachable. Isn’t.

Bring a team, trust your instincts, and try not to overthink the one you absolutely will.