Evil Thoughts

13/08/2025

EVIL THOUGHTS is going private for the Spring Season, making room for some dope new projects. This means for the foreseeable future, we’ll be operating under a function only cocktail space. So this Friday/Saturday, will be our final weekend for those planned or spontaneous nights of stumbling into the cocktail crack spot of Brunswick East. More details will be out soon but as our September is already booking up, contact us for enquiries about function bookings!

Got a problem with that and you can publick our balls. Love Eljae

11/07/2025

So many bangers from last weekend that I had to split between two posts. Oi Lisa don’t want to single you out considering you made the EVIL THOUGHT OF THE WEEK, but your sis wants you to do something about the….

27/06/2025

03/06/2025

New hours, new logo, new menu… still the same old delinquents.

Come try our Winter cocktail list launching this Thursday!

30/05/2025

YESSIR tomorrow’s the day we send off the FALLOUT Season with tats, stabs and $20 cocktails.

Open at 2pm! Come through before we slip into something a little more comfortable for Winter.

29/05/2025

Sinister week ya’ll… few NSFW that we appreciated… but even we sometimes gotta pull the plug on posting but hope you feel better getting it off your chest

Hard competition but the last slide takes the cake this time for EVIL THOUGHT of the Week.

2 more days left for the Autumn menu and FALLOUT Season, come rinse it out!

21/05/2025

When Miscommunication meets Ms. Communication, jokes write themselves. First time we’ve made a ‘Thought’ - or apology - the cover photo for the EVIL THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK

Some gentle bangers this week, topping it off with adding a dark twist on what we all did in Sims once upon a time. You get the gold this week.. use it to buy some help, yeah?

15/05/2025

Winter’s skating through to freeze out the FALLOUT season and we’re having a proper send-off for the Autumn Menu, sucker!

Open from 2pm on Saturday 31st of May, we’ll be having Flash Tattoos available from and piercings by in-house, with $20 on all cocktails all day/night long!

Come down, poser! More goodies about the night TBA 🤘🏽

14/05/2025

Some verbally repeat themselves when they drink, some see double. Some psychos write down their thoughts twice..

The last one got us this week. Sometimes simplicity does it.

Thanks for coming, see y’all this week. Starting tonight with $15 Sours!

13/05/2025

The Beast’s Unholy Trinity - EVIL THOUGHTS is joining dark forces with & to celebrate World Goth Day.

Our very own DJ Ugly Homewrecker will be spinning tracks, will be supplying some rad giveaways and we’ll be slinging goth themed cocktails and shooters!

So go for a night walk along Lygon Street next Thursday and make sure you drop your EVIL THOUGHTS on a night socially acceptable!

08/05/2025

Did not know Cena’s heel turn had so many people throwing loyalty out the window… but hey, mad respect too.

Our advice to the winner, the last slide, is bring anything to Uncle Evil Thoughts so we can air it out on social media in hopes the person in question can draw the connection… that’s what we’d do.

Last month of Fallout Season, come grab what you haven’t tried yet or want to rinse before the new menu comes through in June!

30/04/2025

We preach for your self-awareness and you shout absurdities. We have a cute lil relationship, huh?

This last busy month has put us behind with ‘Thoughts’ posts but we’re back with some bangers. That being said, limited function bookings available left for May, so if you have a birthday, anniversary or sumn else to celebrate, hit us up now!

As always, the last slide is our favourite, catching up on some from earlier this month!