10/15/2026
FAR OUT, MAN! THE SUN’S GONE DOWN, BUT THE SURF’S STILL UP!
Somewhere in Hawaii, the moon is rising over Waikiki.
Somewhere in California, a surfer is still trying to explain why he hasn’t had a job since 1967.
And somewhere in Renoville, a perfectly good Wednesday is being wasted watching television in sweatpants.
Tragic, daddy-o. Absolutely tragic.
Meanwhile, beneath the torches at Pele Utu, there’s still time to catch the last wave.
WIPEOUT WEDNESDAY RIDES UNTIL 11 PM!
Pay with cash and enjoy Pau Hana pricing on eligible menu items right up until closing.
Perhaps a SKIPPER MAI TAI, inspired by the legendary Skipper Scott of Ventura’s VenTiki?
Or a BLUE HAWAII, for those who prefer their tropical adventures with a little more Elvis and a lot less sand in their shorts.
Tomorrow, LEE JONES RETURNS AT 8 PM for Tiki Trader Thursday and an evening of mug and swizzle trading with the Ohana.
But tonight belongs to the beach bums.
HANG TEN. SIP ONE. WIPE OUT RESPONSIBLY.