08/31/2026
LAST CALL FOR THE WEEKEND, YA SINNERS ⛵🍹
Now hear this.
The S.S. Pele Utu is making her final Sunday run.
Yacht Rock is still smooth.
The torches are still glowing.
SIN Night is underway.
And tomorrow morning is getting dangerously close.
So before Monday comes crawling through your window demanding passwords, meetings and basic human functionality…
Have one last drink with us.
Bartenders, servers, cooks, barbacks, dishwashers, managers and every other hospitality pirate who’s spent the weekend making sure everybody else had a good time:
This one’s your night.
Come aboard.
Grab a tropical libation.
Complain about customers.
Laugh about the week.
And remember…
The restaurant can’t hurt you here.
Probably.