08/26/2026
We lost two absolute legends in the past two days, so to celebrate both of their lives, we're pulling out the stops.
To honor Dolly, we've got the Dollywood Dog: mayo, rice vinegar, ketchup, chili flake, soy sauce, sherry, honey, and crunchy onions. It costs a lot to look this cheap after all. We're also slinging Drinkenstein: Schells Deer Brand, grenadine, lemon, and bourbon all mixed to create a shine pretty enough to be a Rhinestone.
For Tim Curry, we've got the Tim Currywurst: ketchup, home made curry powder, and sauerkraut. So good, it might even take you to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism. To pair, we've got "I buttle, Sir": rye, cognac, sweet vermouth, maraschino, and bitters; something even the most astute Buttler could be found drinking in the kitchen, with the candelabra.
Oh, and we're playing all the hits we have of them both.
