The Health Club

10/13/2026

Consider this your friendly haunting to stock up on your faves

10/01/2026

We’ve got some awesome events lined up for this month! Come hang with us 🫶

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09/23/2026

Happy Fall 🍁😌
Get cozy with us and one of our new seasonal bevvies!

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09/16/2026

We have a very fun Lino Cut workshop coming up on Friday, September 25th from 6:30-8:30 pm! Make your own reusable stamp design!
Tickets can be found via the link in our bio :)
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09/14/2026

BRAND NEW MOSAIC CLASS THIS SATURDAY, 9/19
Tickets are $25, and you can find them via the link in our bio :)
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09/12/2026

09/10/2026

THIS SATURDAY 9/12!!! The more the merrier 😽

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09/09/2026

If you love to craft and love to sesh ;), you should check out our one-of-a-kind ceramic pipe and ash tray workshop!
The next ones are this Sunday the 13th and Thursday, 9/24 ✨ we hope to see you there! :)

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09/09/2026

What’s the word for projectile vomiting from alcohol poisoning?

There isn’t one.

But six “different” news stations just ran the same 1,200-word article about people screaming and vomiting in the ER. Not similar coverage — the same story, word for word, same photo up top.

If four people got sick off a bag of spinach we’d have the farm’s name by Friday and it’d be off the shelf by Monday.

They say it’s teens. Teens can’t legally buy it. So somebody sold to a kid — and not one of those 1,200 words is curious about who sold it or what specifically these people have consumed.

Go read them yourself. Different logos, same article.

Meanwhile, the CDC reports 5.4 million ER visits a year from alcohol.

Funny which one gets a nickname.
The Health Club Taproom & Cafe We(ed) the People

09/09/2026

Would you want this on the menu?

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