08/20/2026
Apparently my bathroom art is so fu***ng good people are trying to steal it. 😂
Like… ma’am. This is not a HomeGoods.
Someone actually tried to walk out of the bar with my artwork. TWICE.
I’m flattered you love it, but “I’d like to purchase this” is the appropriate next step, not “I’ll just casually rip it off the wall and see if anyone notices.”
At this point I’m less worried about whether people like my art and more concerned that I need to start CROCHET-WIRING THE GODDAMN TOILET. 😂
If you want the art, buy the art.
If you want the frame, we can talk.
If you want the toilet… honestly, that’s between you and God.
Fu***ng losers