08/11/2026
Dear Bo***ir Family,
On Saturday evening September 5th, Bo***ir will be hosting a special event. Boston’s first Women led Frat: Alpha Zeta Zeta welcomes you to our inaugural event. Attendance is mandatory!!!!! Slaying not optional.
Our high alpha chapter president hostess: VQnC VQnC will be initiating you all throughout the night. Please look for her by the natty light tower or by give a paddle get a paddle booth. There may also be a wet tshirt contest. She will assign you a pledge card, of which you may optionally fill. A fabulous prize may be awarded for those that complete it (first cm first SERVE). There will be plenty of consensual gayzing activities throughout the event. Water Pong and perhaps a jungle inspired beverage may also be present.
Struggling on what to wear, fear not. The Femme-Queen-Nonbinary-Trade-Theas blessed us for the evening and allowed the following garments: 2000s college sleaze, popped collars, yassified togas, von Dutch, mini skirts, whale tails. Think bratty and fratty. You got this.
Our evening festivities will be soundtracked by the ultimate Boston Thea herself: Lucía Beyond 🌿 Lucía Beyond 🌿 . Having gone to college here, it is with great pleasure that we welcome her back and have her divine presence grace the Bo***ir decks. She’s a fierce vinyl DJ, and plays with a hybrid setup to draw throughlines between old school rave, classic and current vocal club, dubwise techno, momentous progressive, mesmerizing brain dance, and more. She plays for the loneliest dancer.
On opening duties will be Bo***ir confounder and resident: Math3ca Matheus . He claims to have topped Zeus himself in some woods near Mount Hoelympus and has video proof of it allegedly so the set will also be divine.
Sound provided by the incredible Noise Pollution Ticket Soundsystem noisepollutionticket
Sincerely,
VQnC and Bo***ir
21+
9pm-2am
