The Bistro

08/28/2026

Don't miss the fun tonight! Open for happy hour at 5, followed by some great live music and drag with Sharon ShareAlike & Frankie Monroe ShareAlike starting at 10

08/27/2026

"'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies through the tears!
In my eyes,
And I realise, I'm going home"

Come on home for a double dose of karaoke tonight - pay tribute to Tim or Dolly, or just sing what's on your heart.
Open at 5, with both early & late karaoke (late session starts at 10)

08/26/2026

What a crazy couple of days!
Come on out for happy hour at 5 with Momma, and stick around for Karaoke at 8 with Jordan & Kasi - come sing a tribute to honor a legend

08/26/2026

This Friday, catch a one-of-a-kind show featuring Sharon ShareAlike, Alex Keith, Frankie Monroe ShareAlike, and Sidechick! Open at 5 that night for happy hour, and the show starts at 10

08/22/2026

Look what's back in stock!
Open tonight at 8, with DJ Squeesa in the house!

*update, well that was quick. You cleaned us out of Fascist Tears IPA online. The only place you can get the soon-to-be collectors's item "Karoline Leavitt" version of this can are in our taprooms or select retail stores where we've reecently delivered it.*

"Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, while attempting to de-Pinocchio herself by getting a nose job, couldn’t shake the curse. The cross around her neck now grows larger every time she lies to reporters."

Yes, that quote on the back of our can of IPA, along with the picture of Trump's press secretary, won't be on our new label when we come out with another batch in September.

Karolin Leavitt lied for Trump constantly, but apparently selling one's soul to show loyalty wasn't enough to save her and her newborn when the decision was made to move Cheetolini to a different plane when it was discovered that Iran planned to blow the first one up--with her on it.

She understandably quit her job the next day, and in doing so, turned our current IPA label into a collector's item.

We're making an emergency batch of this stuff that will be released in late September because you've almost cleaned us out, but the label will have a different character on it.

We asked you last week who we should to put on our next Fascist Tears label, and while we got a bunch of suggestions--including RFK and Natalie Harper--the clear winner was "Temu Goebbels," aka Stephen Miller.

We're OK sharing that little secret with you because the hilarious image we've created for this little fascist stinker will still be a surprise.

If you want to get the can with Karoline on it, we suggest you move quickly. We've heard there's only about 50 4-packs left online, and what we have in our taprooms are all that's left.

Lastly, if you're in today, come by at 4 pm to share some with Kirk while he gives one of his famous beer tastings in the beer garden.

08/21/2026

Open tonight at 8*, and at 11 Sharon ShareAlike shares the stage for a star-studded summer slam!

*The bistro will be closed to the public 5-8pm for a private event