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08/24/2026

Our point-of-sale nightmare is over! Sort of? Mostly? Thanks for your patience as we’ve figured out WTF is going on the last couple months. 🤦🏻‍♀️🥴

08/15/2026

So many dils, so little time! Here are 4 things to look for so you get a toy that works for you and your body! 🍆💦

Need a new new dil? Shop at the link in our bio. Local pickup, shipping to out of town!

07/25/2026

Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life thinking about that tiny moan in my ear. More of that? PLEASE?!

Women want to hear pleasure, not just provide the soundtrack for yours

07/21/2026

Have a high school or college-aged person in your life (or are one yourself)? Think consent is a PRETTY HUGE DEAL?

This consent class goes beyond basics! We’ll talk how to navigate uncertainty, alcohol, and noticing when things feel off. Talking about consent sometimes feels weird or confusing: we’ll make it simple!

Monday, 8/10
6-7pm
FREE and ONLINE
All genders welcome
Register at link in bio for zoom link

07/15/2026

“Holes check!” 😂😅😭

Due to popular demand, we’ve added an extra Uncringe Academy s*x education class for 9-12 year olds this summer. We truly live for the hilarious, amazing, and deep commentary young people bring to our workshops! 😂

Get tickets at link in bio; these classes sell out!

Uncringe Academy: 9-12 year olds
Monday, 8/24
10am-2:30pm
In-person
$5-$50, full scholarships available

07/13/2026

🚨 Rad human alert! 🚨

If you were at today, you got to experience some of the incredible work of our very own Daija Heyward! They put in tons of hours helping coordinate volunteers, safety, social media, and countless other things to support this event (on top of aaaall the other stuff they’re involved with).

Very lucky to have them as part of our community! 🎉🙌🏼

07/08/2026

Please don’t cancel me for this controversial opinion. 😂

Why hand stuff? Read the full take at the link!

A detailed defense of fi*****ng

06/30/2026

So excited to teach our non-monogamy workshop on Wednesday night! Whether you’re already open or perplexed about how to get there, come join. 😊

Wednesday, 7/1
6-7:30pm
$5
Ticket link in bio

05/28/2026

100% true stories, what a life 😅

05/24/2026

"Like many young women, I desperately wanted male attention but had no idea how to manage it. And because I didn’t really know how to kindly brush someone off—or even whether I was supposed to BE kind—being approached cost more energy than I care to admit."

Read the whole post!: https://open.substack.com/pub/heyjennmason/p/the-emotional-labor-of-being-young