05/27/2026
🚨 WARNING: BRACE YOUR EYEBALLS! 🚨
Kava Cove’s Ultra-High-Octane, Face-Melting 3D Movie Night!
Have you ever wanted to see a high-definition port-a-potty launch into the stratosphere?
Have you ever asked yourself, "Gee, I wonder what a swarm of angry bees looks like flying directly at my nose?"
Well, wipe those tears of joy from your eyes, you beautiful weirdos, because Kava Cove is bringing you the pinnacle of high-brow cinema: Jackass 3 in GLORIOUS, CHEESY, TRADITIONAL THREE-DIMENSIONAL VISION! Tomorrow, Thursday, May 28th at 8pm!
We are talking about premium, budget-tier, plastic-and-cardboard optical technology that will make Johnny Knoxville and the boys look like they are standing right in front of you, questioning their life choices.
We have a highly classified, limited-edition stash of Official Jackass 3D Glasses.
Snag a delicious drink, get a pair of glasses absolutely FREE.
The Catch: We only have 20 pairs. Once they’re gone, you’re stuck watching a blurry, double-vision mess of chaotic stunts. Don't risk it.
PRO-TIP FOR MAXIMUM TRASH-CINEMA IMMERSION
Arrive early and claim your stake at the BAR AREA. Science (and our resident experts in absurd optics) proves that sitting at the bar yields the absolute best, most depth-defying 3D experience. Plus, you're closer to the drinks. It's a win-win.
This is your final chance to revisit the absolute peak of the franchise on the big(gish) screen before the final Jackass movie hits theaters this summer.
Let’s be honest—watching a man high-five his friend with a giant spring-loaded hand is fun. Watching it while laughing uncontrollably, sipping kava, and questioning reality with your favorite Kava Cove family? That is priceless.
Get here early, grab your drink, claim your glasses, and let’s get weird!