09/30/2026
Something scrumptious this way comes…
Soon to arrive on the menu: beef and pork meatballs on a grilled and buttered ciabatta, and the Bar None: an herbaceous, minty, umami drink with all of the flair and none of the alcohol.
Someone help me come up with a name for non-alcoholic drinks that doesn’t sound reductive! “Mocktail” sounds like a wannabe. “Kiddie cocktail” sounds illegal. What’s that F.R David song, “words.. don’t come easy.. to me..”