Ferryman Funeral Home

01/14/2026

08/26/2025

Big announcement coming later this week.

08/25/2025

We here at Ferryman would like to announce the debut of our aquatic coffin experience. Float in comfort on one of our lightly used marine coffins on your favorite lake or pond. Call Mustafa for details.

08/22/2025

With a heavy heart, we here at Ferryman are deeply saddened to announce the passing of our Vice President Of Brand Regonition Jocko Nolan. His 3rd ex-wife Hannah told us that evidently he had an accident involving auto-erotic asphyxia which Hannah stated had a lot to do with them divorcing in 2021.

Jocko leaves behind 2 estranged daughters from his 6th marriage. Final arrangements to be announced once the medical examiner releases the body.

08/22/2025

This is an example of another Ferryman success story. 8 years ago our VP of brand recognition Jocko Nolan was a smelly ju**ie stealing catalytic converters and dealing in rough trade in Central Park. Today Jocko operates out of our New York City office working with Fourtune 500 companies on our behalf. Congratulations Jocko.

08/21/2025

A great video of my brother Thomas on his way to pick up a co**se that was found on the banks of the Connecticut River. It’s throwback Thursday so we use the traditional horse drawn hearse for pickups.

08/20/2025

My cousin Dani pouring out a forty for his homeboy Jamal. These two were inceprable since they were kids. They had good times and bad times but still kept that bond. In 1994 Jamal shot Dani and framed him for an armed robbery. Dani spent 7 years in prison but they both remained close. Jamal passed away from complications of diabetes and is survived by 6 baby mommas and 16 children. RIP King !

08/19/2025

We here at Ferryman have several seasonal dining options for our graveside buffets. We can accommodate any style food and can also include an ice cream truck. Contact Mustafa or Vladimir for details.