12/20/2024
NEW YEARS ! Join the DISASTERBALL 2024 chaos with the debut of THE MISS STREWNAVERSE PAGEANT where you finally get the props and honor you deserve for your unmatched ability to carry! $100 grand prize 🔥
Contestants will battle across 5 totally absurd categories:
👠 Dressage: Look What the Trade Dragged In – Disasterpiece Couture designed on a bender
🎤 Glamquisition: The Art of Profound Pointlessness – A Q&A reading competition for the absurd. Make nonsense make sense
💃 Sashayology: The Study of Ostentatious Locomotion – Walk like last call never applies to you
🔥 Showboating: Excessive Self-Celebration – Wow us with your messiest story!
💥 The Deviance Threshold – Destroy all convention with a performance that reminds us all how thin the veneer of civilization really is
⚡PLUS a lightning round of Insufflation Athletics!👃🏼🌨️
Sign up at the door! Your cast includes
@0.vampi .coolranch and more! 😜
TUESDAY DEC 31ST 9PM-2AM
Hosted by Enzyme
The Miss Strewnaverse Pageant is also a fundraiser supporting the continuation of the Enzyme project.
Thank you to The Stud for having us!