05/27/2026
9:07pm 📱
Group chat is winding up. “Y’all going out?” Nobody has a plan but everybody is already drinking 🍻
9:42pm 🥤
“Let’s not get too drunk tonight” says somebody pouring a double vodka redbull into a plastic cup.
10:13pm 🚖
Uber ordered. 5 people in one car. Driver named Raj instantly regretting accepting the ride.
10:31pm 🌃
Pulling downtown. Windows down. Music blasting. Your friend is screaming “THIS IS MY SONG” to a song discovered 4 days ago.
10:52pm 🍹
First stop. Everybody is pretending they’re only having “a couple drinks.” Meanwhile somebody already texted their ex.
11:07pm 🔥
Somehow the mission becomes getting to The Village.
11:18pm 🍻
Walk in. Half the group goes straight to the bar. The other half disappears on the dance floor. Two of the guys go buy a v**e.
11:54pm 🥃
Shots for the whole group. Financial decisions no longer matter.
12:26am 🍕
One friend vanished. Location says they’re holding pizza in a random parking lot.
1:11am 🚬
Outside conversations getting way too philosophical. One dude is giving relationship advice he absolutely should not be giving.
2:00am 💡
Lights come on. Nobody is emotionally prepared for bars closing.
2:17am 🌮
Debating:
Cookout, afters, or going home… one more terrible decision
2:49am 🌅
Birds chirping. One friend asleep on the couch. Another eating cold fries in silence.
3:31am 🚖
Uber home feels like a military evacuation mission.
4:02am 🫠
Phone on 2%. 37 blurry camera roll videos. A traffic cone somehow ends up in the apartment again 🚧
You wake up tomorrow swearing you’ll never do this again.
(See y’all this weekend 🍻)