04/01/2026
The cats out of the bag.
1337 Presents: There's My Money
A completely crowd sourced experience.
We are proud to introduce to you the newest innovation in nightlife. Completely crowd funded, we are leaving it up to you to decide what this event becomes with your donations. Each donation will allow you one vote to vote for headliner genres, venue locations, themes and local djs on the bill. Every 100 dollar donation will secure 5 votes. Anyone may donate as many times as they want to get as many votes as they want. The more you put into this event, the more it becomes yours. The budget will be available for everyone to see with full transparency!
We will have contests where you actually get to hand the payments to the DJs and feel like a real promoter! There will be donation options that allow you to become part of the staff. Ever wondered what it is like to clean a womens restroom after a rave? Just become one of our premium donators and a job like that could be yours! Want to let a bunch of friends in for free? Look for the security guard donation section!
1337 has been known for its legendary teir productions for two decades coming up and this is the best way we know how to celebrate. By letting ANYONE become a promoter. You can brag to your friends. "Yeah I am promoter for 1337, no big deal." You can say things like "I built this scene and I absolutely run it" to gain clout with upcoming DJs! You can even donate, not show up and talk about how "over the scene" you are with full authenticity! The largest donation will even receive a certificate that reserves you the right to be jaded officially! Wouldn't it be amazing to have a license to exaggerate crowd sizes and talk about how much better things used to be? Now you can!
So lock it in. You'll be able to say "There's my money!"
