(A couple of you requested a posting of our "Definitions" at Dirty Wasted. Request Granted!)
DIRTY WASTED THURSDAY -
A party developed by Dirty Diamond (Mike Hans) and Fletcher Wasted (Jeff Fletcher) in which women could enjoy themselves in a nice, safe Christian-like atmosphere. James Intrinsic reigns as the original DJ, spinning only the best Jesus-inspired, Republican-approved jams. ENCOURAGEMENT DOLLARS -
The $1, $5 and $10 bills men and women give to ladies who do acts of AWESOMENESS.(Ex. No clothing, acts of sexual bravery, chick makeout parties, etc.) RESPECT TAPE –
The electrical tape used to cover a ladies areola and nipple, keeping the event safe and Jesus-Like. NO PANTS DANCE PARTY –
A drink special involving ladies taking off her pants, shorts or skirt, earning her double mixed drinks half off ($8.00 drinks becomes $4.00)
NO NAKED DUDES RULE –
Keep your shirt and pants on, Fabio. You were invited to watch and encourage ONLY!(see ENCOURAGEMENT DOLLARS)
SKULL SHOT –
A skull with a carved-out funnel system used to pour alcohol. Very safe and hygienic. DIRTY WASTED
An annual contest to determine which divine female best exemplifies the qualities of the Dirty Wasted Lifestyle. Mimi Fulton is the reigning heiress. THE LEGEND OF AMANDA LYNN -
Once upon a time, Amanda Lynn McCarty came to Philadelphia, and kicked all the asses in the land. Once there were no asses left to kick, she decided to take her ass-kicking skills to the West Coast, threatening to return to Philadelphia if ever an ass should resurface. She will be dearly missed.
