Diabolical Singles Dating Service

02/14/2017

Ladies are you looking for that perfect last minute Valentine's Date?? We may just have the man for you!!

This Recently divorced bachelor loves long moonlit walks and intellectual conversations. Some of his hobbies include balloon art and small animal rescue. He will consider relocating and going Vegan for the right lady!! Sounds like quiet a catch!!

02/01/2017

04/10/2015

04/09/2015

Ladies don't let every argument end with "FINE I'm going to bed." Sleeper Holds are the perfect start to a Girls Night Out and it's up to you whether Lack of Oxygen will cause Brain Damage.

04/09/2015

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Likes: Crop Formations, Cattle Mutilation, A**l Probes and Simon & Garfunkel Tunes

Wants: To Kidnap a Fat Redneck and Violate their As***le with a Marsian Toilet Plunger.

04/07/2015

It's the old 'if a tree falls in the woods scenario' If you're enjoying a nice beverage with a Multi Millionaire Superstar of Stage and Screen and suddenly you wake up with a Bleeding As***le and Dried Cum on your Face. Did you have a good time?

04/06/2015