Chronic Guru

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We curate immersive events like paint nights & day parties at our lounges — or explore small-batch drops delivered to your door.

21+ | No med card needed | Nationwide shipping

07/18/2026

Looking to De-stress from the weekly BS?

Trade a little stress for movement, good energy, and a slower pace at Chronic Guru’s Pilates & Pre-🗞️ event!

Event details pinned in comments 🙌💬

07/17/2026

🇦🇷 Argentina or 🇪🇸 Spain?

We asked people one impossible question...

Would you give up za for a year if it meant your country won the World Cup? 😂

The answers did NOT disappoint.

⚽ Now it’s all down to the Final.

Join us this Sunday at Chronic Guru DeLand to watch Argentina vs Spain live.

👕 Wear any soccer jersey and your first shot is on us.

Who’s lifting the trophy? 👇

07/17/2026

The Odyssey is in theaters. Don’t forget to take the important things 😂🛒

Throwback to this iconic scene by Christopher Nolan but gardening style 🙌🌱

07/16/2026

Orlando’s littest painting sesh is BACK! 🎨🔥

Our once a month pü💨 & paint event is back in Downtown Orlando on Wednesday, July 22nd at 6:30 PM.

Get your friends out, it’s time to see who can paint the best… while getting elevated 🧘‍♂️😉

Limited spots.
Tix in Bio.

Hosted by Jessyka Van Events
Live Music by Rob Hazen

07/14/2026

✨ Wednesdays just got an upgrade. ✨

This week, we’re turning WineDown Wednesday into Ladies Night at Chronic Guru Orlando. 💃🍷

Round up your girls and join us for an evening of live music, great conversation, and elevated vibes.

💐 Ladies receive:
• Half OFF on WineDown Wednesday
• 2 complimentary elixirs

🎶 Live music by Brian G’s JamFam 🎸🎶
🎤 Hosted by Jessyka Van Events

📍 Chronic Guru Orlando
📅 Wednesday, July 15th
⏰ 5:30 PM

Tag the friend who’s always saying, “When are we having a girls’ night?” 👇✨

07/13/2026

Maybe one of these days…

07/12/2026

A class apart… 🍸🙌

07/10/2026

Best in Glass since 2016 👑

Happy July 10th Fam 🙌😶‍🌫️

07/09/2026

If it’s too loud outside…
check if there’s a chronic guru in sight!🔥😶‍🌫️

07/08/2026

The conviction in that “Yeah” tho 😅😂

Thank god Chronic Guru is always right around the corner.

Address

16 W Pine Street
Orlando, FL
32801

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 2am
Wednesday 11am - 2am
Thursday 11am - 2am
Friday 11am - 2am
Saturday 11am - 2am
Sunday 11am - 12am

Telephone

+14079845335

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