Chronic Guru

Chronic Guru No gimmicks. No shortcuts. Just quality & real community — online & in person.
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We curate immersive events like paint nights & day parties at our lounges — or explore small-batch drops delivered to your door.

21+ | No med card needed | Nationwide shipping

06/01/2026

It’s just me myself & I 💅💁‍♀️

05/30/2026

It REALLY doesn’t have to be that hard… 🤷‍♂️

Available as Mango Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Arnold Palmer, Iced Tea, & Lemonade.

05/28/2026

🚨Gamers, Y’all ready? 🎮💨

This Saturday (05/30) the lounge turns into Rainbow Road!

Mario kart bracket kicks off at 6:30 PM. Sign ups happen at this spot before race start.

Winner leaves with $100 worth of 😉 (iykyk 🌱)

Pull up for late night gaming, elevated cocktails, premium pre-🧻, and enough vibes to make your Kart feel faster!

If you’ve ever said “one more race” while fried… This night was made for you!

📍 Chronic Guru Sanford lounge
🎮 Switch Mario kart tournament
⏰ Saturday • 6:30 PM

Tag the friend who swears they’re unbeatable 🏆

05/26/2026

POV: You're in a 🌬️ horror movie 🌱

This Memorial Day all Chronic Guru locations will be closed. Today we honor and remember the brave men and women who gav...
05/25/2026

This Memorial Day all Chronic Guru locations will be closed.

Today we honor and remember the brave men and women who gave their lives in service to
our country.

As a veteran-owned company, this day holds deep meaning for us and our team. We are forever grateful to those who made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of our freedoms.

Thank you to all who have served.

Normal business hours will resume following the holiday.

05/23/2026

And they try to say that its in my hands😞

05/21/2026

Honestly just get all of them 😏

05/20/2026

Its ok bro I don't think she saw the 🌱🤣

05/19/2026

𝑫𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆

Join us for the 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟕 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 at our DeLand Lounge with elevated drinks🍹, popcorn🍿, and the encapsulating prohibition-style vibes perfect for a night out!

Hosted by

🗓️May 23rd | 8PM | DeLand Lounge

📍 146 N Woodland Blvd, DeLand, FL 32720, USA

05/18/2026

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆🗣️👑

💖Join us for Drag Night at Chronic Guru DeLand hosted by the only and one

✨Enjoy the elevated lounge experience you know and love with all glam of your favorite Queens👑

🗓️May 30th | DeLand Lounge | 9pm

📍146 N Woodland Blvd, DeLand, FL 32720

‼️Save this so you don't forget about your upcoming Fantabulous Night💖

Address

16 W Pine Street
Orlando, FL
32801

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 2am
Wednesday 11am - 2am
Thursday 11am - 2am
Friday 11am - 2am
Saturday 11am - 2am
Sunday 11am - 12am

Telephone

+14079845335

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