Piggy Payroll

09/08/2026

Every office has that one person who loses a fight with the glass door at least twice a week.

You already know who this is. Send this to them.

09/08/2026

Nothing is more dangerous than the coworker who says “I know a little IT” while standing next to the one button nobody should touch.

Every office has one. Send this to the person who thinks every blinking light is a suggestion.

09/07/2026

Nothing says “we’re excited to have you” like spending your first day proving your identity to seven departments that already hired you. 😭

Somewhere in every company is a person who genuinely believes onboarding is “just a few forms.” You already know who this is.

09/07/2026

Reception: “You’re not in the system.”
You: standing directly in front of them, existing aggressively. 😭😂

Five phone calls, three identity checks and one badge sitting on the desk the entire time. Piggy has officially passed the most difficult part of corporate life: entering the building. 🐷

09/06/2026

Nothing raises your heart rate faster than “Quick call?” appearing while you already have 147 unread emails. 😭📧

Half the inbox is “urgent,” three emergencies survived an entire month without you, and somehow you’re still the problem. Piggy’s inbox strategy is simple: if it was truly urgent, they’ll email again. 🐷😂

09/06/2026

09/05/2026

POV: you said “I can handle a little extra workload.” 🐙

09/05/2026

When your biggest workplace hazard is literally the workplace. 😭🚪🦒

Three doorframes, two concussions and one unanswered HR ticket later, he’s still asking why the office wasn’t designed for “vertical talent.” Piggy’s contribution? Absolutely nothing except being there to witness it. 🐷😂

09/04/2026

When IT says, “It’ll only take two minutes,” and then one cable pull turns into a full psychological event.

Meanwhile Piggy is standing there like this is not the most expensive spaghetti incident in company history.

09/04/2026

When you volunteer to bring coffee and snacks… and accidentally turn it into a live workplace disaster film.

The koala lost the cups. Lost the cookies. Nearly lost his soul. Piggy, of course, called it “a strong finish.” ☕🍪💀