07/24/2014
Confidential Message to citizens of The Democratic Republic Of Beer
Dear Citizens:
Over the last couple of weeks, you may have noticed changes taking place in our sovereign beer nation in Downtown Miami. While we can neither confirm or deny any of the rumors, we will do our best to inform you on the State of Our Beer Nation.
While we cannot confirm or deny whether The DRB is closing its Downtown Miami Location as we begin the future transition of our nation, if we were closing we would probably be writing this message.
We can neither confirm or deny that we have been in communication with our counterparts in Washington, D.C. from the United States of America. However, if such conversations had occurred (and we are not saying they have), we would have realized the inherent dangers of a looming hurricane season coupled with the exodus of certain secret alien agents (Hint: #6, claims to be a king) are signs that we must be prepared for some possible foreign invasion.
P.S. It's peanut butter jelly time! (All the time.)
P.P.S. Our cow cowches have mooooooooooved on!
P.P.P.S. This message will self destruct in 30 seconds, please discard your computer now! (Or feel free to mail it to us if it's worth anything and doesn't have a virus)
All joking aside, it has been a great pleasure filled with great beer and great times for many years. The New management team of our Downtown Miami Location has decided to move in a new direction at the Downtown Miami Location. We are eternally grateful to our citizens, our staff at our 501 NE 1st AVE Location and all of Miami for your support in the past and look forward to bringing you more great beer and more great times, as The DRB, through our future ventures.
Cheers to all,
Giorgio Saumat,
Brooke is amazing!,
And Sean Gauthier
The Secretaries of State Of The DRB