02/04/2023
The groundhog did his dumb thing, which is charming, but doesn't actually matter at all.
So now we're in February, which is somewhat exciting. Mostly because we're closer to Spring, but lately because we're now done with "Dry January".
Dry January might be , in my opinion, the most conceivably stupid sh*t I've ever heard of.
Now , don't get me wrong, you all can keep eating TidePods if you want.
Darwin thanks you.
However, if most of you live in the Northern States much like myself, January should be the wettest goddamned month ever.
Scotch Mondays.
Vodka Tuesdays.
Beer b**g whatever days.
I hope you get the point.
The most depressing month of the year, and some dipsh*t says: "Hey, let's not drink alcohol!"
What Tiktok spawn of Satan started this dipsh*t trend?
Are you from Southern California?
You wanna do a dry month, Champ?
Cool, try June or July and show me your level of dedication.
In the meantime, please get the f*ck off my lawn.