Mr. Binky's Superstore

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05/26/2026

Mr. Binky’s
301 Funston St.
Harahan
(504) 305-2160

05/22/2026

University Of New York - Psych class, practical session.

The professor puts a male rat in a cage - smack in the middle. 🐀

On one side: a slice of cake 🍰.

On the other side: a female rat.

The male rat runs straight for the cake and devours it.

Next round, the professor swaps the cake for bread 🍞 - same result. The rat ignores the female every time and heads for the snacks.

The Professor says, “This proves food is the strongest attraction.”

Then a voice from the back says…

“Sir, maybe try changing the female rat. That one might be his wife!” 😳😂

The professor looked up at the student, and smiled…

“You Sir just got an A.” 😳😂

05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to all the wonderful moms out there.

05/09/2026

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"I'm just sitting here on the toilet, and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in, and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

05/06/2026

Somebody stole my coworker's money, so I asked how much. He said $350. I went to the restroom to count it... it was only $85.

Why do people lie like that?

05/04/2026

I just saw a new diet called “full tank”. You just fill up your gas tank and then you won’t be able to afford groceries.

05/01/2026

A man got on the train with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls ⛳️🏌️ and sat down next to a beautiful (yep, you guessed it) blonde 💁‍♀️.
The puzzled blonde kept staring at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after several curious glances, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
She kept looking, thinking hard 🤔... then finally asked,
“Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?” 🎾💥😂

Crazy 91 winners of $1,000,000 or more, 11 in Louisiana. If you’re 1 of the 11 come see us. 🤣
04/30/2026

Crazy 91 winners of $1,000,000 or more, 11 in Louisiana. If you’re 1 of the 11 come see us. 🤣

04/26/2026

😂💰 An elderly lady was walking down the street dragging two trash bags behind her, a large one and a much smaller one. The larger one had a tearin it, and every so often a $20 bill would fall out onto the pavement.

A police officer noticed and stopped her.
“Ma’am, you’ve got money falling out of that bag!”

“Oh dear!” she said. “I’d better go back and pick it up. Thanks for telling me, officer!”

“Hold on,” he said. “Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

She smiled and said,
“No, no… my backyard backs up to a football stadium parking lot. On game days, fans sneak over and use a hole in my fence instead of the restroom. It was ruining my garden!”

“So I came up with a plan. I stand quietly by the fence with my hedge clippers. Every time someone sticks their tally whacker through the hole, I grab it and say, ‘$20… or else!’” 😳✂️

The officer burst out laughing.
“Well… I suppose that’s one way to handle it! So what’s in the other bag?”

She shrugged and said,

“Well… not everybody pays.” 😂

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Harahan, LA
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