Lucy's Afterlife

10/16/2026

Get here early to avoid waiting in line.

10/15/2026

10/11/2026

Opening early tonight. 9:30 PM. Get here early and avoid the line.

10/09/2026

❗️ Don't miss tonight.

10/07/2026

SATURDAY NIGHT GAME PLAN:

Lucy’s Afterlife opens at 5 PM for Alabama vs. Georgia because Chestnut Station will be occupied until 9:30 by 200 women watching oiled-up Exotic Male Dancers.

So fellas, we watch the game at Lucy’s…

Then at 9:30 SHARP, Chestnut opens back up and we RUSH THAT MO********ER.

Think about it:

200 women.
Two hours of half-naked men.
A few drinks deep.
Nobody left to look at but US.

Gentlemen, this is the closest some of us will ever get to being the hot guy in the room.

Shower. Brush your teeth. Wear the shirt without the grease stain.

WE MAY NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN.

They got Magic Mike for two hours…

Now it’s time for Tragic Mike, Broke Mike & Can-I-Bum-a-Cigarette Mike.

LOWERED EXPECTATIONS — OUR TIME HAS COME.

10/03/2026

Party of the month tonight. Don't miss it

10/02/2026

Get here early.

09/26/2026

Get here early to avoid the line