Discoteca La Suma De Todos Miedos

Discoteca La Suma De Todos Miedos DAY: Marijuana lounges
Djs & ๐ŸŽถ DANCING

candid discreet conversation, intra personal

NIGHT : Discotheque, Loud Music & lights + ๐Ÿ’ƒ Dancing

21+ only.

NO PARKING ON SITE




all day, every day. after dark & all night. every night HARD CORE DANCE CLUB. adults only. NO 18 19 or 20 YEAR OLDS

NO MINORS OR INFANTS


NOT RECOMMENDED FOR: weak minded persons, non-lesbians, Family oriented

persons or Heterosexually married couples (THERE IS NOTHING FOR THOSE

GROUPS AT THIS VENUE LIKE THIS< WE RECOMMEND THOSE PERSONS AVOID )

21+ to drink al

cohol. smoke marijuana & engage in group sex . private club. not open to public. rules are: Shut up & get nude, please. ALL GUESTS MUST SIGN TRIPLICATE " yes means yes, means yes, f**k me yeah"

PER 'CALIFORNIA AFFIMATIVE CONSENT' LAW (yes means yes; 3 times)

IN WRITING

THE INSTIGATOR OF THE SEX-GO-ROUNDwork it chick. get it girrrrr
04/21/2026

THE INSTIGATOR OF THE SEX-GO-ROUND

work it chick. get it girrrrr

"I think I'm going to the club, maybe get f**ked"

04/21/2026

MANIC MONDAY

not just another

DJs "The Foos Sisters" from San Bernadino
Chaina, Qweena & April.

NOW: 11pm to 9am

SADMISSION pre pay zelle $17 Cash $40

21+
No Hand Held Objects allowed inside venue
like: Cellphones, Backpacks, Lighters or purses

TO***CO โŒ๐Ÿšซ
MA*****NA โœ…โœ…
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2026 Sumcrumbummer Productions
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04/19/2026

"I wanna start, a brand new style
change it all, & just move your feet.
whatchoo got, is a limozine, bags of crack,
and co***ne"
~ Secci

04/19/2026

SUNDAY FUNDAY

Djs "sl. Sam" & "lisa B. Thats Me"
From San Jose

Law & Order SVU Watch Party 10am

NON STOP DANCING
2pm-7am

3pm "GRAVEYARD BOYFRIEND"
4pm " WESTERFIELDS HOUSE"
5pm "ALISSA TORRES" hit singles "NO BAD TOUCHES" "WE DO TOO"
6pm "P***S HATING LE****NS"

SADMISSION: $19 pre pay zelle cash $40

21+
No hand held objects may be introduced in venue
like: cellphones, backpacks, lighters or purses

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2026 Sumcrumbummer Productions
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04/18/2026

TONIGHT
DJs "Yes I am" & "No way Ho' Say"
from Los Angeles

4pm-7am

on stage:

9PM "tRUST wORTHY pROSTitutes"
10PM "SexyPants From Southern France"
11pm "Jenny De Thomis" hit single 'No Free Lunch'

SADMISSION: no cash
pre pay zelle only $19

SHOW TICKETS NOT INCLUDED WITH SADMISSION
No Hand Held Objects introduced inside venue:
like Cellphones, backpacks,lighters, or purses
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2026 Sumcrumbummer Productions
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04/18/2026

inspired by Dick Clarks
American Band Stand

SoCal Bandstand
Today Noon
Sadmission: $10 cash
pre pay zelleยฎ๏ธ $3

ALL EXIT AT 3pm for REBOOT

NOTE: THIS EVENT IS BEING TAPED/FILMED FOR LATER
no participant compensation

04/18/2026

"--- nights allright for fighting"
"---in the park , everyday is 7/4"
"splish splash, take bath, all on a ---night"

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04/18/2026

GUESS WHAT TRANCE MAVENS AND DISCO DOLLS?

04/17/2026

IF YOURE NOT UP BUT AWAKE (Thurs night/Fri "morning") 4.16

well? hands off snake.

this here Dancefloor is where it'll all be make For F**k's sake.

SADMISSION till 8am $15 prepaid on line $40 cash

21+

NO LOITERING OUTSIDE IN CARS

NO CI******ES USED WITHIN 300 ft. OF BUILDING

troublemakers will be "touched-up" & dark listed.

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2026 Sumcrumbummer Productions
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NO HAND HELD OBJECTS BROUGHT IN VENUE
like cellphones, backpacks, purses, or lighters.

04/16/2026

Wednesday is made for the HUMP

djs: Dirty Novacaine lipos &
His Gr8 Sucction
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12oon to 7am
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21 + only
NO HAND HELD OBJECTS ALLOWED BROUGHT INSIDE VENUE
like Cellphones, backpacks, purses, & Lighters

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2026 Sumcrumbummer Productions
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Sadmissioin $9 **

PREPAY SADMISSION ONLINE BY BANK TRANSFER**

will call/At Door $21

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04/16/2026

Camels Have one.

----back Whale

"wanna rub weiners & HUMP"?

04/14/2026

Former P.M. Trudeau's security details
are Katy Perrys Breasts

Address

24627 San Moritz Drive
Crestline, CA
92325

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 5am
Tuesday 8am - 6am
Wednesday 10am - 6am
Thursday 9:45am - 6am
Friday 7am - 6am
Saturday 9am - 6am
Sunday 3pm - 6am

Telephone

+18403363114

Website

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