07/16/2026
There’s been an update to the Deflecting Pool recipe:
In a coup glass,
Pour 18 million dollars of hard-working, honest taxpayers’ money.
Rinse thoroughly and discard unceremoniously into a dump sink. Make sure that money is completely washed down the drain so nothing useful can be done with it.
Garnish the empty dirty glass with some army men.
Best served and enjoyed by driving over it in your motorcade.
