05/13/2026
Altered Beast.
Earth origin: Sega, 1988. The game begins with Zeus resurrecting a dead warrior and issuing the highly specific order to rescue Athena. From there, the procedure is simple and deeply unsanitary: fight through mythological creatures, collect spirit balls, and transform into beasts with better combat options than the human body provides.
Wolf. Dragon. Bear. Tiger. Gold werewolf.
Nurse Tomethy Kirbny, Galactix medical staff, reviewed the transformation sequence and filed his report under “ALTERING.” The cabinet is available for passengers who like growing their claws.