04/04/2026
I’ve heard if you have a cigar and a cocktail while competing it increases your coolness, confidence and chances of winning. 🤔
🥚🚨 BREAKING: The Egg Paque World Series goes down TOMORROW, April 4th….and only the strong survive.
We’ve been training deep in the bayou, cracking shells and sipping “performance hydration” like civilized champions.
Think your egg’s got what it takes? Or you just here for the drinks and chaos?
Pull up, pass a good time, and witness greatness (or glorious failure).