28/05/2026
Look, if you’re sitting at home right now staring at the telly, you’ve already made a massive error. Because tonight, the tension at The Green Man is palpable.
There are currently two teams already sitting here, staring each other down, poised and ready to begin. Honestly, the atmosphere is more intense than a Mexican standoff, except instead of pistols, they’re armed with cheap pens and a terrifying amount of unearned confidence.
🌿 TONIGHT AT THE GREEN MAN: THE BATTLE BEGINS
If you think you can just rock up late and breeze through, you’re dreaming. These early birds are already plotting their tactical strategy.
Here is why you need to get your skates on:
The Record to Beat: Let’s not forget what happened recently when Mungo's Mob absolutely shattered the history books here with a 52-point Wipeout Round and completely cleaned out the Jackpot.
The Clean Slate: The boxes are reloaded, the questions are locked in, and I haven't made them any easier just because some of you struggled last time.
The Solo Threat: Even if your mates have let you down and stayed on the sofa, remember Ollie who took 2nd place entirely on his own here. You have no excuses.
The prompt is at 8:00 PM. The two teams already here are looking smug. If you want to wipe the smiles off their faces and actually do something useful with your Thursday night, get down to The Green Man right now.
Stop hesitating. See you at the bar!