GTMP Group

24/09/2024

A poem dedicated to all the Jones’s out there

The Joneses

It is part of our great culture
To adapt in times of change
Especially when our surnames
Do not seem so strange
We keep up with the Joneses
Pioneers of all trends
But though they’re great in number
We have ways to make amends

We call them by another name
And attach to them a tag
This makes it so much easier
For the ones we want to nag
The surname can be similar
Or duplicate you find
So use the tag to mention them
Is the one you’ll have in mind

There’s Jones the fish and Jones the Coal
And Jones the bread and butter
Jones the milk and Jones the Fruit
Jones gossip has a stutter
Jones the builder Jones the painter
Jones the planner is the man
Jones the Coop and Jones the Shop
And Jones the cobbler loves his Nan

Jones the preacher Jones the teacher
Jones the barber shaves your head
Jones the doctor Jones the Chemist
Jones undertakes our dead
Jones the midwife Jones the nurse
Jones the Banjo sings a song
Jones the welder Jones the spark
Jones the choir sings along

Jones the taxi Jones the flowers
Jones the rubbish clears up dirt
Jones the Miller Jones the Tiller
Jones the laundry irons a shirt
Jones the carpets Jones the tanner
Jones the accountant does the books
Jones the stylist Jones the nails
Jones the chef is one who cooks

Jones the music Jones the gas
Jones the shoe shop helps you walk
Jones the joiner Jones the tiles
Jones the cafe the place to talk
Jones the law Jones the wood
Jones the roofer keeps you dry
Jones the sprayer Jones the wool
Jones the chips will sell a pie

Jones the weather Jones the sweets
Jones the gardener cleans the weeds
Jones the cakes Jones the sweep
Jones the library one who reads
Jones the farmer Jones the roads
Jones the bus runs trips away
Jones the windows Jones the cars
Jones the dentist see today!

Jones the Agent Jones the artiste
Jones the plumber fixes leaks
Jones the bike Jones the sheep
Jones the nervous one who freaks
Jones the builder Jones the Bank
Jones you’ll never be alone
If you need to speak to Jones
They’re on the telephone

Gareth Thomas 2/01/2021

20/08/2024

Defibrillator Fundraiser night ❤️‍🩹

Today we feature Kathleen Williams aka Katherine Jenkins who was a BGT Semi Finalist in 2016. She entered our Welsh Factor Talent Competition many years ago and from there invited to take part in BGT. With a standing ovation from all four judges she instantly made her mark in the entertainment industry. We are privileged to have her perform at our charity show and this Sunday she will be appearing in a professional capacity at Llantwit Fadre RFC. Click this link to see her BGT performance
https://youtu.be/C2CIr3ncWpU?feature=shared

Join us for a night packed with sensational artistes, entertaining you for an excellent cause. All money raised will pay for a new defibrillator at the club.

Tickets can be purchased online 👇🏻

https://www.tickettailor.com/events/llantwitfardrerfcltd/1355900

Can’t be there on the night? You can still help us save a life, by donating to the Just Giving page 👇🏻

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/david-thomas-33?utm_term=Wvgn6XeMQ

10/07/2024

This showreel captures the idea of the new shows we are producing. Why not book these for your events

Black Gold are a variety show performing all the ingredients of pure vocal variety covering all genres of music. Four talented artistes who are soloists in t...

22/06/2024

Only for the discerning
A quality vocal harmony variety show with sketches of comedy, has emerged from the rich talent principality of South Wales. The only show of its kind, providing something different in the field of light entertainment and the music industry in South Wales. Speedily creating a good reputation, venues are making enquiries and bookings for this growing popular show. The showreel is inserted in the link. Available for Weddings. Functions, Holiday Parks, Hotels, Venues, Events. Celebrations this showcase it all.

Black Gold are a variety show performing all the ingredients of pure vocal variety covering all genres of music. Four talented artistes who are soloists in t...

16/06/2024

This is one of the best presents my daughter has produced for me. A Showreel of BLACK GOLD. For details of how you can book this fantastic show for all occasions please DM me

Black Gold are a variety show performing all the ingredients of pure vocal variety covering all genres of music. Four talented artistes who are soloists in t...

16/02/2024

I am so privileged to see the graphics and introductions my daughter Anna Marie Thomas has created for this show. I have been in Showbusiness for nearly fifty years and this is at another level and dimension. You could swear you are in Las Vegas it is that professional. Clearly, the shows we are producing will become very popular with the general public and this takes the quality to a level not seen for a long time. Don’t miss out on this splendid production. You won’t be disappointed

SING IT LOUD ON TOUR

Introducing a series of Sing it Loud concerts where you the audience can Sing it Loud and join in. Of you would like to be placed on a preferential list please DM me so I can place you in our list. Please like and share

https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/new-lodge-independant-club/the-new-lodge-gorseinon

14/02/2024

SING IT LOUD ON TOUR

Introducing a series of Sing it Loud concerts where you the audience can Sing it Loud and join in. Of you would like to be placed on a preferential list please DM me so I can place you in our list. Please like and share

https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/new-lodge-independant-club/the-new-lodge-gorseinon

09/02/2024

The Ultimate ABBA show with guests Tina Turner and Dolly Parton
Some dates available to promote the greatest Tribute combination in Wales

11/12/2023

Without a Vision

Our music industry needs an injection of new ideas. I speak to many artistes and venues about the state of the business. Many are despondent due to falling attendances, lack of variety and quality. I have observed this trend over ten years ago and wondered how long the business could go on in its current state. It is clear the one thing that is need is a VISION! The Bible says that “without a vision the people perish!” Very powerful words and so very true. I went to a seminar in Margam Park many years ago sponsored by the council and the speaker was Jenny Randerson who said, “if a business doesn’t reinvent itself every day it will die’ How true that is! Everyone resists change and if any business doesn’t provide what its customer wants it will cease to exist. I grateful to be blessed with a creative mind and like to surround myself with creative people. Exchanging constructive ideas is healthy and sometimes in business you have to research the past to go forward with the future. It is with this in mind we started the Welsh Factor www.welshfactor.com as a recruitment arm of our Entertainment Agency which is slowly turning into a production company. Starting the project SING IT LOUD was an eye opener that attracted a sell out crowd in the Selwyn Samuel Centre in Llanelli. Big shows are the way forward. Singers must become entertainers and engage with the audience. It empowers the audience and makes them feel respected and part of the proceedings. If anyone would like to join us and start a new career we would love to hear from you. As for the Welsh Factor that is being launched again in the new year and if you are thinking of entering always remember that if you are shy, lack confidence or support then you quality to enter. We accept your raw talent and will turn it into something special. Have a nice day and make it nicer by applying in line at www.welshfactor.com or by DM

12/11/2023

Another amazing poster created by my talented daughter Anna Marie Thomas. Presenting and launching our latest tribute act we are honoured to represent an extension to our growing portfolio. For enquiries please contact 07411279981 or DM in the first instance

10/11/2023

Thanks to Anna Marie Thomas for completing the publicity for Sean Lee Watts Freddie Mercury show. We are really looking forward to working with this amazing talented artist. For all entries please DM in the first instance. Taking dates for 2024

07/11/2023

Top Class Acts available this weekend Sat and Sun
07411 279981