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The Ugly Duck 🐤 Bangin’ Food & Cocktails
🐤 Private Function Suite
🐤 Paisley’s Karaoke Bar
🐤 Cocktails & Live Entertainment
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👻 KIDS EAT FREE THIS WEEK! 🎃Heading to Paisley’s Halloween Festival?Bring the little monsters along as they eat FREE wit...
20/10/2026

👻 KIDS EAT FREE THIS WEEK! 🎃

Heading to Paisley’s Halloween Festival?
Bring the little monsters along as they eat FREE with every adult main meal.

Food, fun & spooky vibes all week at The Ugly Duck! 🍔

WHAT YOU DOING ON WEDNESDAY? 👀Our weekly General Knowledge & Music Quiz is on Wednesday & we’re looking for some teams t...
19/10/2026

WHAT YOU DOING ON WEDNESDAY? 👀

Our weekly General Knowledge & Music Quiz is on Wednesday & we’re looking for some teams to come join us 🙌🏻

We’ve got cracking midweek deals too, including £3 drinks and amazing value food so grab your family and pals & come along for dinner and put your knowledge to the test!

Win a £50 Ugly Duck voucher and your next night out could be on us! 👀

Wednesday 6pm for a 6.30pm start ⏰

Drop us a message to reserve your table please! Walk ins are welcome but booking helps us know you’re coming! 🦆❤️

YOU’VE DONE THE HARD WORK NOW FOR THE CELEBRATIONS 🎓🍸🦆Winter graduation is almost here for our neighbours at UWS and we’...
19/10/2026

YOU’VE DONE THE HARD WORK NOW FOR THE CELEBRATIONS 🎓🍸🦆

Winter graduation is almost here for our neighbours at UWS and we’re ready to raise a glass to the Class of 2026! 🥂

After all the deadlines, late nights and “I’m dropping out” moments… you’ve earned this 😂👏🏼

Get the family together and book your graduation dinner at The Ugly Duck. We’ll have the food and cocktails ready! You bring the cap, gown and proud parents ❤️

Message us to book your graduation table 📩

Probably a good time to introduce our NEW COCKTAIL MENU as apparently some of our drinks are proving hard to resist 🤦🏼‍♀...
18/10/2026

Probably a good time to introduce our NEW COCKTAIL MENU as apparently some of our drinks are proving hard to resist 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

We’d recommend ordering at the bar & not trying to steal them though ☠️🤪

Look at this line up 😍 A wee freshen up of the favourites, a good few newbies and plenty to tempt you into finally getting that night out actually out of the group chat 👀

Tag the pal you’re overdue a cocktail date with and get yourselves booked in to The Duck 🍸🦆

https://www.uglyduckpaisley.com/book-now

18/10/2026

AN UPDATE ON OUR LAST POST 🦆

One of the two women involved has been in to apologise & the other has messaged to apologise and said she will pay.

This behaviour is completely unacceptable but we do appreciate the accountability shown since.

A lot of people have asked why we covered their faces. We understand people make mistakes & while that doesn’t excuse stealing we don’t want this turning into a public pile on.

We can hold people accountable without humiliating them.

They know who they are. Their group knows who they are and people who know them personally will recognise them. That’s enough for us 👏🏻

We’re a small family run business working hard to give Paisley somewhere people can enjoy. Local businesses need your support and respect 💯 We shouldn’t have to worry about being stolen from while welcoming people through our doors!

Thank you to everyone who’s shown us support ❤️

SO WE HAD A COUPLE OF THIEVES IN LAST NIGHT!🤬These two were customers downstairs before heading up to our function suite...
18/10/2026

SO WE HAD A COUPLE OF THIEVES IN LAST NIGHT!🤬

These two were customers downstairs before heading up to our function suite to use the toilets. On their way out they then decided to go behind the bar and help themselves!!

We’re a small family run business. We work hard and put everything into keeping The Duck somewhere people want to come.

Stealing from us is appalling and having one too many is absolutely no excuse!

Everyone’s quick to moan about Paisley but there are local businesses working their backsides off to give people somewhere fun, welcoming and safe to enjoy themselves. Businesses all around are struggling and we’re repaid with this behaviour?!?!

They were actually dancing about the function suite buzzing with themselves! 🤬

To everyone who supports us and treats our staff and pub with respect- thank you & we appreciate you ❤️

To these two: We were going to offer you the chance to come back and pay for what you took but on second thought YOU’RE BARRED & we’ve shared it to Paisley pub watch so every other pub owner can see it too.

We know exactly who you are and we shouldn’t have to write a Facebook post to explain that stealing is wrong!!

Do better.

17/10/2026

The perfect party doesn't exist... oh wait🤭

Got something to celebrate? Birthday? Engagement? Hen party? Just in the mood to party like you mean it? We’ve got just the spot.

Our exclusive private space, The Ducks Nest, is:
✔️ Private function room above main bar
✔️ Direct access to secret b**r garden
✔️ Perfect for up to 100 guests
✔️ Equipped with space for a DJ booth or in house speakers for background music
✔️ Available with different package options to suit your vibe

Don’t miss out. This space books up fast. Enquire now for 2027 🫵🏻

TOO MANY MARGS TO CHOOSE FROM 🙃If “what are you drinking?” sends you into a full identity crisis we’ve got you 👀Give our...
17/10/2026

TOO MANY MARGS TO CHOOSE FROM 🙃

If “what are you drinking?” sends you into a full identity crisis we’ve got you 👀

Give our MARGARITA WHEEL a spin and let it choose for you! 8 different options! 🍉🌶️🍊

A wee spin, a cracking marg and absolutely no responsibility for the decision! BEAUTIFUL 👏🏻😂

Tag your marg loving pals 👇🏻🦆

It’s Friday & there’s only one place to be… with us🤣Karaoke kicks off tonight from 8pm with Laura B🎶Get yourself in nice...
16/10/2026

It’s Friday & there’s only one place to be… with us🤣

Karaoke kicks off tonight from 8pm with Laura B🎶

Get yourself in nice and early for a wee seat 🍹🍻

C***R LOVERS ASSEMBLE 🍎🍓We’ve had sexy new taps installed and we think they deserve a bit of attention 👀🔥Rekorderlig Str...
15/10/2026

C***R LOVERS ASSEMBLE 🍎🍓

We’ve had sexy new taps installed and we think they deserve a bit of attention 👀🔥

Rekorderlig Strawberry & Lime and Cold River C***r are now pouring at The Duck! Looking this good on the bar is one thing but they’d look even better in your hand 😉

Are you a fruity c***r lover or a classic? Tell us your pick and tag whoever’s overdue a wee trip to The Duck with you 🦆🍻

Address

38 High Street
Paisley
PA12DQ

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 9pm
Tuesday 12pm - 9pm
Wednesday 12pm - 9pm
Thursday 12pm - 9pm
Friday 12pm - 1am
Saturday 12pm - 1am
Sunday 12pm - 9pm

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