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Liverpool's Original Drag Dinner Cabaret & Club Night EAT ME + Preach! Expect fine dining, cabaret, drag and dancing - what more are you gagging for?

is Liverpool's orginal, biggest and baddest alternative drag dinner cabaret and club night! Born of the desire for a radical and diverse community for queer performers and participants alike,drag queen and producer Auntie Climax birthed EAT ME back in March 2017. Since then EAT ME has grown up real fast and now boasts a growing alumni of talented acts such as CHRISTEENE, Ginny Lemon, HP Loveshaft, Kalypso Bang, Kevin Le Grand, Lasana Shabaz, Midgitte Bardot, The Nightbus, and SHREK 666. (if it's access, we got you covered at [email protected])

30/09/2026

will make her home in Liverpool after her honeymoon trip to Mexico. She was married at District by ❤️‍🔥Aphrodite the 1st❤️‍🔥 at a triple ring [at least] ceremony on Friday, 25th September [925 RIP Dolly Parton].

The bride [claims to have worn] a gown of Chantilly lace, the full skirt extending into a train. [Allegedly] the scoop neckline was trimmed with appliqués and seed pearls [oh aye]. A seed pearl crown held her fingertip veil. She carried miniature gardenias.

Ivy Groove was the maid of honor. Myshak Salansky and Babs Darling, members of the bride’s 1959 graduating class of St Paul’s School of Nursing, were bridesmaids. The bride’s little cousin, Piotr, was flower girl, and , the bride’s brother, was ring bearer. Isaac Jones was best man, and coby o·bi, Cheryl Patricia Walker, L U M E N A A T E, Jack Robson and Dio Moore were ushers.

Photography was by Liam Joelson of Joelson Moore

26/09/2026

Well… We did it…

Thank you to every single person who came to EAT ME: The Wedding last night!

To our performers, crew, volunteers, collaborators, District, and everyone who bought a ticket, got dressed up, joined in, donated, and helped us make the event such a b-e-a-u-tiful occasion - thank you.

EAT ME exists to bring people together through q***r cabaret, creativity, and community. Last night was a perfect reminder of why we keep doing it… but, all the same, we’re going to have a little lie down now…

Photos, proper thank-yous, and more from the night coming soon.

All our love,
EAT ME
xoxo

17/09/2026

She may be from the iron curtain, but Myshak Salansky is a gold digger and proud. Cataracts? Check! Heart problems? - Check! Swollen bank account - Check! Former Yugoslavia? - Czech! - but these old trilobites keep dying before she can change their Will! And until she can find the wealthy senile billionaire of her dreams, she’ll keep on dancing for us instead. So, help a girl get a green card and invite your elderly relatives to watch her twirl at Eat Me: The Wedding this September 25th.

📸 Veil Archive Photography

ACCESS
District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights.

💌 Email us at [email protected] for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJs
📍District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE
💌 Tickets available via link in bio/skiddle

16/09/2026

❤️‍🔥Aphrodite the 1st❤️‍🔥 knows marriage ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. In her day, you did the deed ONCE on your wedding night, had 6 children, and never had to look at your husband’s disgusting genitalia again! Yeuch! Sadly, the advent of Vi**ra has given Derek ideas above his station. She polishes his chastity cage eagerly, counting the hours til Locktober when she’ll finally get some peace. She fantasises about putting rubber bands around it like the gelding horses. He’d make a fabulous eu**ch, she thinks, smoothing clotted cream onto a scone. Delicious.

ACCESS
District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights.

💌 Email us at [email protected] for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

📸 H Mittelstaedt //

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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJs
📍, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE
💌 Tickets available via link in bio/skiddle

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15/09/2026

Stripping is an art form - and Babs Darling is Davinci. - Every stag-do is a new Sistine Chapel. She p*els off the polyester lingerie to rapt silence - piece by piece she unfurls herself like a sexy banana, until… the big finish : her thumbs hook under the lacy Chinese crossdresser panties, which slide off effortlessly - and she feeds them, gracefully, into the young man’s open mouth, his eyes rolling back in pleasure: ‘Tastes just like Scampi Fries!’ - and, as always, she knows: THIS is the best he’ll ever get.

ACCESS
District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights.

💌 Email us at [email protected] for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJs
📍District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE
💌 Tickets available via link in bio/skiddle

14/09/2026

has kept a shrine to TV personality Philippa Forrester for over 35 years. Just a simple airing cupboard affair - photos, newspaper clippings, a bit of DNA - nothing sinister! - He loves a woman who’s both b***y AND intelligent. A ‘thinking man’s crumpet’ if you will. Much like Senator Lindsey Graham RIP, Clive is a lifetime bachelor, preferring to spend his time whittling small birds, stockpiling arms in anticipation of the breakdown of society and watching re-runs of Tomorrow’s World. ‘Custard cream, Philippa?’ he asks - but the inflatable can only gawp open mouthed, incubating bluebottle eggs in its trachea, as Clive works his way through the packet again.

📸 Dio Moore // Joelson Moore

ACCESS
District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights.

💌 Email us at [email protected] for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJs
📍District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE
💌 Tickets available via link in bio/skiddle

12/09/2026

Crashing weddings is a full time job - but with a fridge full of canapes and ch*****ne - it could be worse! Ivy Groove is in the Heart of every wedding - first on the dance floor, last to leave, handing notes to the DJ like inflated currency in wartime Berlin.. And, like a benevolent serial killer, she ALWAYS takes a souvenir - the cake topper, the bouquet, the bride - something borrowed… to remind her of who’s in control - and, until she finally gets caught this dancing queen will continue to feel the beat of the tambourine, thudding inside her chest like a caged bird desperate to escape! And if she doesn’t like the couple… well…then those toilets are getting BLOCKED!!!

📸 Liam Joelson //

ACCESS
District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights.

💌 Email us at [email protected] for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJ
📍District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE
💌 Tickets available via link in bio/skiddle

11/09/2026

You wake up the night after your stag do. Auntie Climax farts loudly before the snores start again. Too much Tequila Rose! What the hell happened last night?! - You pretend to p*e and escape out the back door. But… Months after the wedding, watching The Chase with wifey - you hear a baby’s cry outside, a knock at the door, and there she is: ‘Joseph, meet your father, Mummy’s going to Turkey to.. uhh.. visit the Pyramids’. She hands you the infant and puts the cigarette out on your lapel, ‘His diaper’s full, I should be back by Christmas, I thought we could enjoy it as a family!’

ACCESS
District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights.

💌 Email us at [email protected] for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJs
📍District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE
💌 Tickets available via link in bio/skiddle

07/09/2026

Can’t make our next event? Fear not, intrepid adventurer! Tickets for our November show are now on sale!

Calling all q***rs past, present, AND future, for the HORRIBLE HERSTORIES Liverpool special!

It’s history, bitch - with the gaggy bits left in! - so, polish your magnifying glasses and don the latex, for a finger through the archives, and blow some dusty tomes as we travel through time TOGETHER - HARDER, DEEPER and OLDER than EVER BEFORE!!!

From fagalicious kings to brothel madams, colonialist tyrants to dancing divas - we’ll give you a slice of Liverpool’s q***r history that you shan’t soon forget - so book tickets YESTERDAY for Eat Me Presents... HORRIBLE HERSTORIES, Friday November 27th at District, for ancient gossip and foul factoids about the yester-q***rs of yore, b***y singalongs and a DAZZLING line up of the North West’s finest kings, queens, and things - with games, life changing prizes, djs, and much much more!

So come on down for the greatest thing since sliced bread and ri***ng! Hosted by Overhead Projector AUNTIE CLIMAX, (oral) Historian HRH APHRODITE I, and resident hunkosaurus himbo HUNTER GATHERER!

The past is no longer a mystery, the present doesn’t exist, and the future’s... well... the less said about that the better…

ACCESS
District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet, and some seating (benches and high seats with backs at tables). The show may also contain loud music and flashing lights.

💌 Email us at [email protected] for more access information and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJs
📍District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE

06/09/2026

Access information for the attention of EAT ME: The Wedding guests…

Seating is available, and a limited number of spaces can be reserved. There are both booths and backless benches available as standard. Wheelchair space can be reserved on request, as can companion/PA seating. If you need a particular kind of seat or position in the room contact us before the event and we’ll do our best to arrange it.

If there’s something you need to attend comfortably or safely that we haven’t covered here, please get in touch via email

[email protected] (new email address, who dis?)

District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and limited seating (benches and high seats with backs at tables). The show will also likely contain loud music and flashing lights.

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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJs
District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE

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Photography Notice
An event photographer (Liam Joelson // ) will be documenting the event.
Photographs may include performers, the venue and audience members, and may be used by EAT ME on our website, social media, press materials, funding reports and future publicity.

You do not have to be photographed. If you would prefer not to appear in identifiable images, tell the door team when you arrive or speak to any EAT ME team member during the event. They will explain the opt-out system being used on the night and notify the photographer.
You do not need to give a reason.

We will not knowingly publish an identifiable photograph of anyone who has opted out. Photographers will also be instructed not to photograph anyone who appears distressed, is receiving welfare support, or is using the quieter area.
If we publish a photograph of you that you would like removed, contact [email protected]. We will remove it from the channels we control wherever reasonably possible.

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District, 61 Jordan Street
Liverpool
L10BE

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