Crybaby Edinburgh

16/06/2026

14/06/2026

Some bars take themselves too seriously.

We don’t.

Pints flowing, cocktails shaking, cartoons on the screens and a soundtrack you’ll probably Shazam.

Welcome to Crybaby.

Come thirsty.

11/06/2026

Who says growing up has to be boring?

At Crybaby you’ll find cocktails, comfort food, giant screens playing classic cartoons and a soundtrack you’ll end up Shazaming.

Perfect for birthdays, celebrations and large group bookings.

Just don’t tell your boss where you were the next morning.

10/06/2026

We took a Long Island.
Gave it a Scottish passport.
Fed it Irn-Bru.

Introducing the Burnt Island Iced Tea. 🧡

Poor decisions made professionally

09/06/2026

Dan was asked to describe the Fenway Dog in one word. This was his response.

🌭 Available until June 14.
⚽ Part of our World Cup Specials.
🍻 Best enjoyed with a cold pint and questionable football opinions.

09/06/2026

SPIN IT. WIN IT. LOVE IT. 🎡😭

Every purchase during the World Cup gets one free spin on the Crybaby Wheel of Tears.

🍟 Free Fries
🍩 Free Doughnut Bites
🥃 Free House Shot
🍹 Free Slushie Margs
🔄 Or spin again and test your luck

The only thing better than food and drinks is free food and drinks.

One spin per visit.

07/06/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 THE WORLD CUP IS HERE.

Scotland. Cold pints. Loaded wings. Big screens.

We’re showing EVERY Scotland game live at Crybaby, with ice-cold beers, cocktails flowing, wings flying out the kitchen and the kind of atmosphere you only get when the nation is behind one team.

🍺 Cold drinks
🍗 World Cup food specials
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Every Scotland match live
🎟️ Limited tables available

Round up your mates, grab your jersey and get booked in before we’re full.

No bad seats. No VAR complaints. No excuses.

Book now and watch Scotland’s World Cup journey with us.

05/06/2026

Why stop at one? 👀🍹

Your favourite Crybaby cocktails, pints, frozen margs and good decisions (or bad ones) are now available to take away.

Grab it. Sip it. Take the party home.

05/06/2026

Cold pints. Strong cocktails. Questionable table manners.

The food’s pretty good too.

🍺🍗

04/06/2026

If your holiday plans got cancelled, we’ve got a backup.

Mai Thai 2.0.

Stockbridge’s least responsible beach club.