Klute Durham

Klute Durham Groups/Socials/VIP bookings/Absolutely Anything - Email: [email protected] Klute goes back over 40 years in Durham.

There isn't a one time Durham student in the land that hasn't been Knee Deep In Klute at some time It's an institution, a right of passage. Ram packed 7 nights a week, come and join us - just make sure you wipe your feet on the way OUT!

guys look who I caught on my CCTV with a bag full of Quaddies and putting random bits of litter in MY precious bins. I'v...
11/05/2026

guys look who I caught on my CCTV with a bag full of Quaddies and putting random bits of litter in MY precious bins. I've got him bang to rights this time. that crafty Klute Burglar is going away for a long time. 👮🏻🏸

luckily I left out some decoy Quaddies. The real Quaddies are safe in my vault. Safe from him or any other Jimmy Allen who thinks he can mess with John Freaky Klute.

quick! Come to Klute before the wretched Klute Burglar strikes again!

10/05/2026

John Klute has a new arch nemesis. The Klute Burglar. he's here to confiscate all the Quaddies and kill us. come to Klute quickly! 👮🏻🤬🏸

28/04/2026

emo night is back guys can you believe it

26/04/2026

we are so back

aye BUT at least I'm sexy and class and av got loads of mates. cant wait to get this power sorted out so we can be back....
02/03/2026

aye BUT at least I'm sexy and class and av got loads of mates. cant wait to get this power sorted out so we can be back.

"The B***y" is a pose copyrighted and trademarked by Samuel Dann Booth and the Samuel Dann Booth Corporation.

27/02/2026

hey that was fun! 🥊

thanks for having me

Happiest of birthdays to our very own Dan "Handsomerson" Sanderson, Klute's wonderful head doorman. .sandy2001 🕴🏻He keep...
06/02/2026

Happiest of birthdays to our very own Dan "Handsomerson" Sanderson, Klute's wonderful head doorman. .sandy2001 🕴🏻He keeps us all safe 8 nights a week.

I don't care that DJ Dave calls you a useless c**t, you are MY useless c**t. 💜

Everybody show Dan some love if you see him tonight - he likes to be bitten on the arm and called a queen. 👑

love u gaffa cake, from your main man ###

🎉

29/01/2026

my most frequently asked question... answered. ✨

26/01/2026

say... what's in this drink? 🤔
stay safe out there, klute fans.




[no w**dgates were consumed in the making of this video]

11/01/2026

WE ARE BACK. Klute returns TONIGHT.

I just ended this man's whole career. 🔥

[All characters and events in this reel -- even those based on real people -- are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated... poorly. The following week contains coarse language and due to it's content it should not be viewed by anyone.]

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Durham
DH13AA

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Thursday 10:30pm - 2am
Friday 10:30pm - 2am
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