11/05/2026
guys look who I caught on my CCTV with a bag full of Quaddies and putting random bits of litter in MY precious bins. I've got him bang to rights this time. that crafty Klute Burglar is going away for a long time. 👮🏻🏸
luckily I left out some decoy Quaddies. The real Quaddies are safe in my vault. Safe from him or any other Jimmy Allen who thinks he can mess with John Freaky Klute.
quick! Come to Klute before the wretched Klute Burglar strikes again!