Rapscallions Chichester

03/09/2026

🚨 CHICHESTER, WE’VE GOT A SPACE FOR YOU… 🚨

Our upstairs is officially OPEN TO HIRE— and we want you to make it yours👀

DJs? 🎧
Live bands? 🎸
Promoters? 💥
Club nights? 🪩
Launch parties? 🚀
Private events? 🥂
Something completely bonkers we haven’t even thought of yet? 👀

We’ve got a bar, stage, sound system & lighting all ready to go — you bring the people, the music, the madness and the ideas… we’ll help make it happen🔊✨

We’re opening the doors to artists, DJs, promoters, creatives and event organisers who want a space in the heart of Chichester to put their own stamp on something

Think of it as your upstairs… without the hassle of actually owning an upstairs😉

🎤 Got a gig you’ve been dying to put on?
🎧 Want to throw your own night?
🪩 Got an idea that needs a home?
Let’s talk
Drop us a DM and tell us what you’ve got in mind👇

Your event. Your vibe. Your stage.
Let’s make some noise upstairs. 🔥

28/08/2026

🏴‍☠️ AND SO THE BANK HOLIDAY SETS SAIL… 🏴‍☠️

The ship is stocked, the rum is flowing and the crew are ready to FEAST, FROLIC & PLUNDER! ⚓️🍹

🍖 COME HUNGRY, LEAVE STUFFED! Our mighty menu is loaded with pirate-sized feasts — towering burgers, sticky racks of ribs, sizzling steak kebabs, epic sharers, vibrant vegan b***y & plenty MORE🏴‍☠️🍕🍔🥩🐟

🥂 BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH is ready to make waves, with our Captain’s Brunch sailing into the late evening TODAY & TOMORROW!

🍻 HAPPY HOUR TODAY ‘TIL 7PM
£4 selected pints • 2 for £14 cocktails • selected rums from £5 ☠️

🎸 ROCKEOKE TONIGHT! Grab the mic, unleash your inner rockstar and sing your heart out with the crew! 🎤🔥
⚓️ OPEN TODAY–SUNDAY 12PM–MIDNIGHT
⚓️ MONDAY FROM 4PM
So gather your crew, raise the Jolly Roger and LET THE BANK HOLIDAY BEGIN! ☠️🍻

27/08/2026

The Captain’s Brunch ☠️🍕🥂

AHOY, CREW! The Bank Holiday weekend is calling… 🏴‍☠️
THIS Friday & Saturday, we’re keeping the Captain’s party sailing ALL THE WAY UNTIL 10:30PM! ⚓️🔥

Set sail for The Captain’s Brunch — 90 minutes of bottomless mischief with:
🍕 BOTTOMLESS PIZZA
🥂 BOTTOMLESS PROSECCO
🍹 BOTTOMLESS CRUZ
🍸 BOTTOMLESS COCKTAILS
🥃 BOTTOMLESS Dead Man’s Fingers Rum

That’s right, mateys… 90 minutes of pizza, booze & pure pirate chaos! ☠️🍕🍹

Bookings available until 9PM on Friday & Saturday, so you can feast, drink and cause a little trouble well into the evening🏴‍☠️

Gather your crew, grab your sea legs and prepare to eat, drink & plunder your way through the Bank Holiday weekend!

⚓️ THE CAPTAIN’S BRUNCH
📅 Friday & Saturday
⏰ Bottomless brunch available until 10:30PM
🏴‍☠️ 90 minutes of bottomless pizza & drinks

Spaces are limited — don’t make the Captain come looking for you! ☠️
BOOK YOUR TABLE NOW & LET THE GOOD TIMES SAIL! 🏴‍☠️🍕🥂

26/08/2026

🏴‍☠️ BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND STARTS HERE, CREW! 🍻🎸
What better way to kick off the long weekend than ROCKEOKE this Friday?! 🎤⚓️

Luke Ferre will be bringing the guitar, you bring the vocals, and together we’ll make enough noise to wake the whole damn ship! 🏴‍☠️🔥

Whether you’re a secret rockstar or a karaoke scallywag, this is your chance to grab the mic and give it everything you’ve got!

🍹 Happy Hour ‘til 7pm
🎸 Live guitar + YOU on vocals
🎤 Rockeoke all night
🍻 Cold drinks, good grub & plenty of pirate mischief

So gather your crew, loosen those vocal cords and sail into the Bank Holiday weekend the only way we know how… LOUD! ☠️🎶

📍 This Friday — don’t miss the boat! 🏴‍☠️

21/08/2026

The Captain’s Brunch ☠️🍕🥂

AHOY, CREW! The Bank Holiday weekend is calling… 🏴‍☠️

This Friday & Saturday, we’re keeping the Captain’s party sailing ALL THE WAY UNTIL 10:30PM! ⚓️🔥

Set sail for The Captain’s Brunch — 90 minutes of bottomless mischief with:
🍕 BOTTOMLESS PIZZA
🥂 BOTTOMLESS PROSECCO
🍹 BOTTOMLESS CRUZ
🍸 BOTTOMLESS COCKTAILS
🥃 BOTTOMLESS Dead Man’s Fingers Rum

That’s right, mateys… 90 minutes of pizza, booze & pure pirate chaos! ☠️🍕🍹

Bookings available until 9PM on Friday & Saturday, so you can feast, drink and cause a little trouble well into the evening🏴‍☠️

Gather your crew, grab your sea legs and prepare to eat, drink & plunder your way through the Bank Holiday weekend!

⚓️ THE CAPTAIN’S BRUNCH
📅 Friday & Saturday
⏰ Bottomless brunch available until 10:30PM
🏴‍☠️ 90 minutes of bottomless pizza & drinks

Spaces are limited — don’t make the Captain come looking for you! ☠️
BOOK YOUR TABLE NOW & LET THE GOOD TIMES SAIL! 🏴‍☠️🍕🥂

19/08/2026

🍹 A ship full of cocktails, and we’re not keeping them below deck🏴‍☠️

From the classics that need no introduction, to fruity twists that give them a little extra swagger, right through to our Captain’s Cocktails — unique creations inspired by some of history’s most infamous pirates☠️

There’s something for every kind of sailor… and plenty you won’t find anywhere else in Chichester 🍸

So whether you like your cocktails classic, cheeky or completely off the map, come aboard and find your new favourite🏴‍☠️⚓️

18/08/2026

🔥 WE’RE TURNING UP THE HEAT NEXT BANK HOLIDAY, MATEY! 🔥

The long weekend is calling… so gather your crew and make a proper weekend of it! 🏴‍☠️🍹

⚓ HAPPY HOUR
☀️ Sun–Thurs: ALL DAY
🏴‍☠️ Fri: 12–7pm
🍹 2 for £14 cocktails | 🥃 Rums from £5 | 🍺 £4 pints

🍾 BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH
Choose your treasure: Seadogs • Captains • Deadman’s • Blackbeard’s — with the biggest b***y of cocktails & rums around! 🏴‍☠️

🍴 FOOD FOR THE WHOLE CREW
From little pirate bites to massive sharing feasts — plus food challenges for the brave enough to take them on! 💀

📅 Bank Holiday is NEXT WEEK — so don’t leave it till you’re walking the plank! Get your crew together and book your table now🔥

⚓️ Cold drinks. Big eats. Bad decisions. Let’s make this Bank Holiday one to remember🏴‍☠️

17/08/2026

🔥HAVANA V KRAKEN!🦑

May the best rum win! Who will you be voting for?👀🏴‍☠️

🏴‍☠️⚔️ROYAL RUMBLE!⚔️🏴‍☠️

Our Rapscallions fleet is on the hunt to find the ULTIMATE RUM and we need your help!👀

We have put together a little tournament where each rum comes face to face until there is only one left standing!☠️

In today’s battle we have…

🔥HAVANA CLUB CUBAN SPICED V KRAKEN🦑

Comment below your favourite out of the two and the one with the most votes by our next post will move on to the next round!🫡

With a triumphant win, BUMBU defeats lambs spiced and moved on to the next round!🥳

13/08/2026

When one voyage ends… ANOTHER BEGINS!🏴‍☠️

But before it does you deserve a chance to celebrate such a hearty sail with a FREE DRINK from the Captain!🫡🍹

All 3 of our ships will be offering a free drink to every sailor who can show us their results from now until next Thursday!🦜

Whether you’re smiling with joy or you’re a little bit disappointed our crew will help you celebrate what comes next!🍻

A big congratulations to everyone who has conquered the tall task of college! Our Captain can’t wait to hear all about it!🎓🥳

11/08/2026

✨COCKTAIL TIME✨