16/06/2026
We’re not going to sit here and list why our private parties are great.
That’s a bit much, even for us.
So we got other people to do it instead and we didn’t even have to bribe anyone.
Birthdays, hen dos, the works, turns out we know what we’re doing.
Anyway. Go message the friend who’s “definitely sorting it” and ask if she’s actually booked anything yet.
We both know she hasn’t. 🍸