Desire Balloch

Desire Balloch Release yourself from order and logic and enter a new place. A place where nothing is certain and everything is possible

We are a local nightclub in the heart of the town of Balloch at the foot of Loch Lomond. With a vibe of a club ten times its size Desire doesnt disappoint

23/05/2026

DESiRE SATS ❤️
✨11pm - 3am
🖤VIP BOOTHS AVAILABLE
🕺🏼Tag your friends

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09/05/2026

AU Vodka Cans
🍒Cherry 🫐Blue Raspberry🍍Pineapple 🍇Black Grape


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V I B E Y❤️🖤Get yourself a can, request a song from DJ Ross and dance the night away❤️🥂
09/05/2026

V I B E Y❤️🖤

Get yourself a can, request a song from DJ Ross and dance the night away❤️🥂

❤️DESiRE SATS❤️🎛️with oor DJ Ross🖤 OPEN UNTIL 3AM
09/05/2026

❤️DESiRE SATS❤️
🎛️with oor DJ Ross
🖤 OPEN UNTIL 3AM

Our Gav - Retiring from what must feel like 100 years on our door. Good luck G and enjoy your weekends with the Grandchi...
28/04/2026

Our Gav - Retiring from what must feel like 100 years on our door. Good luck G and enjoy your weekends with the Grandchildren. We will all miss you. Balloch won’t be the same without you 😢 ❤️

At DESiRE we aren’t just a night club! 👀We also offer Private Functions and Birthday Parties 🥳 We offer all ages inclu...
10/04/2026

At DESiRE we aren’t just a night club! 👀
We also offer Private Functions and Birthday Parties 🥳 We offer all ages including 18ths and kids parties❤️

For any enquiries please just message and we will get back to you as quickly as possible✨

❤️DESiRE SATS❤️🎛️with oor DJ Ross🖤 11pm - 3am ✨To book a booth for the night please message Desire Balloch us on Socials...
10/04/2026

❤️DESiRE SATS❤️
🎛️with oor DJ Ross
🖤 11pm - 3am

✨To book a booth for the night please message Desire Balloch us on Socials

Please state the following:
❤️Which night you would like a booth for.
❤️Which drinks you would like at your table, if unsure we can send our menu.
❤️How many people roughly.

Stating this in your message will speed up the booking process as our managers are super busy🖤

🥂ALWAYS The Premium Vodka at our VIP Booths🥂Pay entry, VIP Booth & Bottle Vodka from£75❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥VIP Host❤️‍🔥Unlimited Mix...
04/04/2026

🥂ALWAYS The Premium Vodka at our VIP Booths🥂
Pay entry, VIP Booth & Bottle Vodka from
£75❤️‍🔥

❤️‍🔥VIP Host
❤️‍🔥Unlimited Mixers
❤️‍🔥Your Own Private Bar
✨EVERY SATURDAY✨
Pre Book for Birthdays 🎂 Hen Doos 👰🏼‍♀️ Stag Doos🦌

🐥𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐄𝐠𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐚🐣❗️TONIGHT❗️🥂Premium Vodka at our VIP Booths🥂Pay entry, VIP Booth & Bottle Vodka from£75❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥VI...
04/04/2026

🐥𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐄𝐠𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐚🐣
❗️TONIGHT❗️

🥂Premium Vodka at our VIP Booths🥂
Pay entry, VIP Booth & Bottle Vodka from
£75❤️‍🔥

❤️‍🔥VIP Host
❤️‍🔥Unlimited Mixers
❤️‍🔥Your Own Private Bar
✨EVERY SATURDAY✨
Pre Book for Birthdays 🎂 Hen Doos 👰🏼‍♀️ Stag Doos🦌

IYKYK🐰👯‍♀️Who remembers our Desirable Bunnies🐰👯‍♀️
04/04/2026

IYKYK🐰👯‍♀️

Who remembers our Desirable Bunnies🐰👯‍♀️

Address

100 Balloch Road
Balloch
G838SR

Opening Hours

Friday 11pm - 3am
Saturday 11pm - 3am

Telephone

+441389729002

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