Gauld’s Kitchen

31/08/2026

Kitchen thoroughbred DIRTYMEL here showing the hard trancers how its done!!
Plenty of throbbing meat here to get yer lugs roon!
Catch Mel at the Staging Post once again in November for GAULD'S BUSTERS 2!

Banging hard trance with loads of acid

26/08/2026

THE KITCHEN IS COOKING.........

30/07/2026

28/07/2026

👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️COPS AND ROBBERS!!🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️

So after this weekend’s excitement about Tom Berry in the Craigmile it’s time to get back to current Gauld’s Kitchen business!!

It’s my very own birthday weekend on the 22nd of August so Gauld’s Kitchen presents THE KITCHEN FORCE! Is now also DJ GAULDY’S BIG BIRTHDAY BASH!!

I mean why the f**k not! So please come and join me and the rest of the Kitchen team for my birthday and a hilarious cops n robbers themed throb fest!!!

Here is the details

THE KITCHEN FORCE!
22nd of August
7.30 to 1am
as always FREE ENTRY!!
Dj Gauldy’s bday bash!
Cops and robbers theme! 
Fancy dress optional.
At the Staging Post!

You know what to expect by now so don’t miss out on this epic hard dance local madness!!!

TLAB.