20/05/2026
🚨 TOILET DOOR SAGA: THE REBOOT 🚨
After last week’s incident involving one trapped customer, security, paramedics, the fire brigade, a full-scale Puerto Rico manhunt and the destruction of a perfectly innocent toilet door… (although Lorraine prefers the version where she launched a customer through it for asking for “one more” at closing time 🤦♀️😂)
WE ARE BACK 💪🚪😂
The gents toilet now has:
✅ A brand new door
✅ A new lock
✅ A working flush
✅ A working tap
✅ And hopefully customers who remember how handles work
The ladies toilet also got a shiny new upgrade because after all the drama it only seemed fair 🤷🏻♀️😂
Staff should now be able to access the toilets from the outside if needed… although I haven’t personally tested this yet and would rather not 😂
Massive thanks to everyone for the laughs, comments and messages over the past week, honestly the comments section has nearly been funnier than the actual incident 🙈
To the mystery customer responsible… if you’re reading this, your prison cell has now been fully refurbished and is ready for your return 🚪🚒😂
