Two Schmucks Bar

Two Schmucks Bar Don’t be a dick be a Schmuck
Build, destroy, rebuild🤡🔨🖤

•LEMON CREAM PIE•Campari, White Vermouth, Raspberry, Biscoff, Lemon Curd Foam.🍪🍋🥧If you know, you know.
24/01/2026

•LEMON CREAM PIE•

Campari, White Vermouth, Raspberry, Biscoff, Lemon Curd Foam.
🍪🍋🥧

If you know, you know.

28/01/2026 From London on fire❤️‍🔥Sponsor by:
22/01/2026

28/01/2026


From London on fire❤️‍🔥

Sponsor by:

•CHILI ON THE BEACH•Rum, Aperol, Manzanilla, Passion Fruit, Habanero, Bubbles.🥃🌶️🫧Spice up your life.
14/01/2026

•CHILI ON THE BEACH•

Rum, Aperol, Manzanilla, Passion Fruit, Habanero, Bubbles.
🥃🌶️🫧

Spice up your life.

•SHIITAKE HAPPENS•Vodka, Sake, Butter, Hazelnut, Apple, Shiitake.🧈 🍏 🍄‍🟫 S**t happens.But sometimes is really good s**t.
06/01/2026

•SHIITAKE HAPPENS•

Vodka, Sake, Butter, Hazelnut, Apple, Shiitake.
🧈 🍏 🍄‍🟫

S**t happens.
But sometimes is really good s**t.

•GRASS&GLASS•Gin, Vanilla, Pear, Lemongrass, Acids, Bubbles.🍐 🍋 🫧 Killer in disguise.
30/12/2025

•GRASS&GLASS•

Gin, Vanilla, Pear, Lemongrass, Acids, Bubbles.
🍐 🍋 🫧

Killer in disguise.

31.12.2025Join the gang for NYE✨Funky House Disco party vinyls only from 23pm. &  behind the decks🎧HAPPY M**F offer €12 ...
29/12/2025

31.12.2025

Join the gang for NYE✨

Funky House Disco party vinyls only from 23pm.
& behind the decks🎧

HAPPY M**F offer €12 (DAIQUIRI + BEER/CAVA + SHOT)
🍸🥂🫗
Come to Get Schmucked with us.

YEAR OF THE SNAKE🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍Vol. IVSlithering into the new year.
23/12/2025

YEAR OF THE SNAKE
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Vol. IV

Slithering into the new year.

A Very French Pre-Christmas Morning 🇫🇷Sunday, December 22nd from 12:30We’re starting Christmas early. Like bartenders do...
17/12/2025

A Very French Pre-Christmas Morning 🇫🇷

Sunday, December 22nd from 12:30

We’re starting Christmas early. Like bartenders do.

& are on duty and in the mood, serving Moules & Frites the correct way traditional, no twists, no nonsense. Muscles by the kilo, good heat, proper sauce, fries that matter.

Oysters and caviar make a polite appearance, because it’s Christmas and we have standards.

Everything comes from France, Bouzigues. Recipes stay classic. Arguing is allowed but pointless.

Behind the bar: & Vodka, poured into lovely Martinis and Bloody Marys sharp, cold, and exactly what a Sunday needs.

It’s not a takeover. It’s not a concept.
It’s just us, good products, loud flavours, and friends showing up.

French people will feel comfortable.
Everyone else will catch on quickly.

Sunday. From 12:30.
Come early. Stay late. Eat properly

🦪🍟🍸

Cheers.To the next Chapter🐍⚡️
05/12/2025

Cheers.
To the next Chapter🐍⚡️




•RUM SERVICE•Rum, Jasmine Tea, Red Vermouth, Yellow Chartreuse🫖🍇🟡Finesse.
29/11/2025

•RUM SERVICE•

Rum, Jasmine Tea, Red Vermouth, Yellow Chartreuse
🫖🍇🟡

Finesse.

Dirección

Carrer De Joaquín Costa, 52
Cataluña
08001

Horario de Apertura

Lunes 18:00 - 02:30
Martes 18:00 - 02:30
Miércoles 18:00 - 02:30
Jueves 18:00 - 02:30
Viernes 18:00 - 02:30
Sábado 18:00 - 02:30
Domingo 18:00 - 02:30

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