10/03/2026
START. YOUR. ENGINES.
https://www.smashnaxe.com/
On April 1st we’re throwing down a Mario Kart Tournament and it’s time to prove all that trash talk wasn’t just hot air coming out of your exhaust pipe.
Everyone is guaranteed a minimum of FOUR races, so even if you immediately drive into a wall like Wario after three energy drinks, you’re still in the fight.
Challenge your best friend.
Challenge your arch nemesis.
Challenge that one person who swears they’re “insanely good” but mysteriously never plays when other people are around.
Will you dominate the Golden Mushroom Championship Bracket and race your way to cash and prizes?
Or will you spin out spectacularly and slide straight into the Banana Peel Bracket of Shame?
You’ve been talking a big game forever.
Now it’s time to stomp the gas, drift the corners, dodge the shells, and pray to the Mario Kart gods.
Because on this track… friendships are optional.
Game on.
$20 per racer, or grab a group and book four Racers for $70. That's cheaper than taking your nan out to Olive Garden
https://www.smashnaxe.com/
