Matt’s Whre House

Matt’s Whre House Welcome to Matts Whre House - facebook doesn't allow me to say what it's really called so I have to take out a vowel in the name.

Matts Whre House is your premier shop for all things you really need. Matt's Whre House is a place that is strictly NOT covid compliant. We pride ourselves on the transmission of covid and lack of AIDS and herpes. Our moto from day one has always been - be positive, but not for chlamydia and warts. We offer a wonderful selection of alcohol; whether it's JagerBomb shots, Keiths on draft, a wide sel

ection of rum mixed drinks, or my famous Matt's Famous Milkshake, you have all the variety you could ever ask for. For food we have a wonderful selection of hot dogs, pop corn, nacho cheese, and bacon. And for the younger crowd (you know who you are Gav--) we have some cotton candy to stimulate your growing taste buds. Not only that, we have exotic vegan alternative foods. Try our mouth watering Ice Cube - this highly sought after cuisine is available all day everyday. Now onto the fun stuff; we have some of St. Thomas most sought after exotic dancers. From the ghetto's of northwest St. Thomas to the premium southeast St. Thomas, your options are endless. Starting at $20.00 CAD / song, these ladies will tantalize you for the entire night. If you're a smooth talker, you might even get a little extra. Our new poker room offers all the luxuries of being in a casino without having to drive so far to get there. If you sign up to our VIP section, we'll alert you for high roller games. Talking accommodations: we have two premium suites available on an hourly or daily basis. The mattress is the best $500 bed you can purchase on sale from the Brick back in 2018. They have only been slept on a few times, excluding that crazy weekend we had about a year ago. I hope you enjoy Matt's Whre House and the experience you have. Please send us a like and review if you enjoyed your time.

11/24/2021

I would like to personally thank each and every one of you for your support over the past two years. It’s with sad news that I share the ending of Matt’s Whre House after the fruitful past 2 years. I started Matt’s Whre House with the intention of providing the best underground strip club in the Southwestern Ontario region while Covid-19 restrictions were ongoing. I’m happy to say that with our success, Southwestern Public Health currently has the highest per capita rate of covid infections in Canada. As our motto states; catch covid, not aids. Our die-hard supporters have kept our business very profitable but due to the current housing market, political parties in office, inflation, and other factors out of our control we had to do the right thing - of course meaning we had to sell at a 100% profit and hoping to buy back in, in a couple years when the market has collapsed. The new owners do not plan on keeping the integrity and design of the place so it is sad to say this is the final night. For the remainder of the night, we will be giving away free nacho cheese and t-shirts with Kyle Rittenhouse’ face with the caption “free as f**k”.

Thank you everyone and god bless

Enjoy all you want! We are unlicensed and don’t give a ****
05/17/2021

Enjoy all you want! We are unlicensed and don’t give a ****

05/16/2021

We’ve developed our **** ****book drink. It’s a rancid combination of Soju (North Korea), Baijiu (China), and Russian Standard (Russia), its free to drink but if you drink it you’re banned from Matt’s Whr House for 3 days for your first drink; 30 days for the second offence, and if you disagree with that, you’re banned for life. It is served in a beautiful Whiskey Glass that says “censored”.

Uh oh! Someone “died” after losing a bunch of $$ at poker. Check out our next poker event - 8pm next Friday.
05/16/2021

Uh oh! Someone “died” after losing a bunch of $$ at poker. Check out our next poker event - 8pm next Friday.

05/14/2021

After a three day ban on Facebook; thank you Mein Fuhrer for my release, I have realized The error or my ways. So from now on we’re going to have to use asterisks. I’ll get back to our **** ****book tomorrow but today we have a new special. The **** ******Ford that ****ing lil ******. From inspiration from Dougie ****** ****ing Ford we’ve made a drink in his honour. (Also let’s be honest if it was the *** or *******’*s in a power it would be even worse). Nevertheless. The **** ******Ford drink is an absolutely disgusting drink - that’s why we’re giving it away for $.05. Tips are not even appreciated for this. Because lil ***** Ford is blaming the borders and the variants of covid - we’ve bought the best liquors from those countries. It’s a horrible drink combined with Guinness from England, cachaca (Brazilian liquor), Witblits (South Africa), and of course a dash of corona. It’s worst than the virus. Enjoy. It’s cheap, just like what’s happening to Canada.

05/11/2021

In honour of John Wayne Gacy’s ex*****on 27 years ago - we’re serving up doubles of his favourite single barrel whiskey for $6.00. Stay tuned for more deals if do**he Ford extends lockdown. We’re hard at work creating a F**kFord drink.

Mimosa specials today! $4.50
05/08/2021

Mimosa specials today! $4.50

Ice cold drinks on tap!
05/06/2021

Ice cold drinks on tap!

05/03/2021

The Mexicans have Cinco de Mayo. Arrested development has Cinco de Cuatro. We have Cindo de Tres. Today only $3.00 shots and two tacos for $3.00 as well. Get this spicy deal while supplies last.

We don’t judge
05/02/2021

We don’t judge

05/02/2021

Ten years ago today the hide and go seek champion (Osama) was killed by military troops. In honour, today we have free alcoholic drinks and food to all current and former military members. And in celebration of Robert J O’Neill, everyone gets an Osama Shooter drink (with food purchase). Of course an Osama Shooter is made with O***m, Wine, rum, and goat blood; once you’ve finished, in accordance with Sharia Law you get a minimum of 60 lashes with whip for your insolence you heathing blasphemers. Cheers to 10 years.

I looked through the entire interwebs and literally nothing of anything happened today. No relevant people with birthday...
05/01/2021

I looked through the entire interwebs and literally nothing of anything happened today. No relevant people with birthdays or historical events. So, in honour of this meme - $4.00 corona’s today

Address

Elm Street, St Thomas
Saint Thomas, ON
N5R

Opening Hours

Monday 8pm - 4am
Tuesday 8pm - 4am
Wednesday 8pm - 4am
Thursday 8pm - 4am
Friday 8pm - 4am
Saturday 8pm - 4am
Sunday 8pm - 4am

Telephone

+15196707300

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