04/19/2024
Pesky little f**kers… guess I need to wrap the base of every tree I want to keep?
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The Beaver Lodge was settled in 1999 by Ancient Aliens who took the form of beavers. It is currently under jurisdiction of The Head Beaver Master.
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Saint-André-Avellin, QC
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| Tuesday | 2am - 5am |
| Wednesday | 11pm - 11:15pm |
| Thursday | 2:30am - 6:30am |
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When alien beavers attack!!
The Beaver Lodge was first established as a religious sanctuary in 1999, when a delegation of Ancient Aliens descended upon this sacred ground to spawn rice covered beaver eggs. The original inhabitants of the Lodge thought this was some sort of exotic extra-terrestrial sushi; a gastronomic gift from the stars so to speak. However, to the amazement of the inhabitants, the eggs hatched literally overnight into wood thirsty mega-beavers that soon claimed the territory as their own. The Beaver Lodge is now under jurisdiction of the Head Beaver Master, an official representative to the Royal Delegate of Beavers, who maintains this holy ground, ensures that its leaders are protected and that the Chapel as well as the multiple shrines scattered across the shores are protected. Due to a recent major downturn in bark futures as well as the suffering Beavercoin, the sanctuary will be temporarily open as an adult entertainment club with a lick-her license. This private club is open by invitation only.
