As If - Queer Dance Club

17/06/2025

13/06/2025

TONIGHT 👹 FRIDAY THE 13TH
🖤 Doors: 9pm | Shows: 10pm & 11pm 🖤

🔪 Circus, Pole, Burlesque, Drag
💀 Goth/Emo DJs downstairs
😈 Party/House DJs upstairs
🕷️ Best Dressed Prizes
💸 $20 Door Sales available all night
🩸 FREE Condoms & Safe S*x Packs

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13/06/2025

Escape the horrors below and ascend to the terrace 😈 is heading straight for your spine, one bass drop at a time!

Catch her upstairs on the terrace tonight, dishing out nothing but dance-floor exorcisms and tech house heat 🔥

🎟️ FINAL TICKETS 🏃‍♀️ LINK IN BIO 🎟️

Friday 13 June | 9pm-12am

81 James St, Northbridge

12/06/2025

This Friday the 13th, we’re serving blood, guts, and latex 🩸

We’re handing out FREE condoms and safe s*x packs so your night of terror doesn’t turn into a long-term nightmare 😱

Wrap it, before you stab it 🔪

Thanks to - our s*x-positive scream team keeping your graveyard smash s*xy and safe 💋

12/06/2025

resident sad girl is crawling out of the crypt and into the main room this Friday the 13th 🕷️

She’s summoning goth, emo, and alt bangers for all the tortured hearts. It’s giving haunted nightclub realness, and you’re invited to the séance 🛐

🚨 ONLY 1 MORE 2ND RELEASE TICKET LEFT 🚨 Grab your tickets today via link in bio 🏃‍♀️

Friday 13 June | 9pm-12am

81 James St, Northbridge

10/06/2025

💀 Step into Vivienne's world of eerie elegance, where vintage vibes meet wicked seduction—think Alice Cooper with a side of burlesque tease.

Apprentease WA Finalist and Cherry Bomb regular, Vivienne knows how to turn up the heat in the most chilling of ways. You’ve been warned—this tease is dangerously seductive.

🎟️ 2ND RELEASE ON SALE NOW 🎟️
Grab your tickets today via link in bio

Friday 13 June | 9pm-12am

81 James St, Northbridge

09/06/2025

👹 What’s red, q***r, and waiting in the corner of your bedroom? It’s Miss Phoria! Cherry Bomb’s resident gremlin is back to terrorise your sleep as the Red-Faced Demon from Insidious. They're summoning all the horror this Friday the 13th. You’ve seen the shadow, now meet the nightmare.

🎟️ 2ND RELEASE ON SALE NOW 🎟️
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Friday 13 June | 9pm-12am

81 James St, Northbridge

08/06/2025

🥩 Who knew Nigella Lawson had a taste for cannibalistic delights? Forget soufflés, this Nigella prefers a rare cut of human flesh and she’s ready to feed your darkest cravings. The ingredients are spicy, the mood is sinister, and the meat is always fresh.

Impulse Kuntrol’s take on the iconic chef will leave you hungry for more. Just don’t ask what’s in the pot. Bon appétit, darling.

🎟️ 2ND RELEASE ALMOST SOLD OUT 🎟️
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Friday 13 June | 9pm-12am

81 James St, Northbridge

07/06/2025

🦇 is stepping out of the Addams crypt and onto the pole as Morticia Addams. She serves velvet-slick floorwork, widow-worthy splits, and a ponytail as sharp as her wit. Flexing through the underworld, she’ll make Gomez weak at the knees, draped in danger and graveyard-level glamour.

If Morticia had a pole in her parlour, Gia would be seducing the undead with every spin.

🎟️ 2ND RELEASE ON SALE NOW 🎟️
Grab your tickets today via link in bio

Friday 13 June | 9pm-12am

81 James St, Northbridge

06/06/2025

.vonn.vicious 💉 In a world plagued by chaos, Valarie Vonn Vicious is your cure. The Māori Mistress of Mayhem channels the dark mystique of the Plague Doctor, cracking her whips through the plague-ridden night.

With a beak full of secrets and lashes that sting like poison, this venomous beauty will leave you breathless—and maybe a little infected with desire. Valarie is here to administer her own kind of cure, if you’re brave enough to take it 😷

🎟️ 2ND RELEASE ON SALE NOW 🎟️
Grab your tickets today via link in bio

Friday 13 June | 9pm-12am

81 James St, Northbridge