Yulla

27/11/2025

19/11/2025

This is awesome!

28/08/2019

A fleeing Syrian terrorist👀, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little Lebanese man standing at a small makeshift display rack, selling ties. The Syrian terrorist asked, “Bleaze, do you have a water?” The old Lebanese man replied, “No, sorry I have nussing. Would you like to buy tie? only $5″.

The Syrian shouted hysterically, “Ayri feek! Ya zobe!! I don't need that Amreeki Khara. Kess ekhtak on your ties. I need a water!”

“Sorry, I have none, just ties – pure Masri silk, and only $5″

“Pphua!!! Ayri ba Ayri with your ties! I should bput one around your little neck and kill you, but I must save my energy and find water!”

“Okay,” said the little old Lebanese man. “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me an ayrr and insult my family. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you go over that sand dune to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace ya 3sal, allah ma3ak”.

Cursing him again, the desperate Syrian terrorist staggered away, over the sand dune.

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, “Ya Allah... They won’t let me in without a tie…”

Just Laugh ya ayrr 😂. 🇱🇧 🇸🇾❤ 🇪🇬

21/08/2019

😂

10/08/2019

Nobody ever messes with your Tayta!

05/11/2018

Who’s up?

04/08/2018

Ya Keke Ayri feekeee! 🤦🏽‍♂️

26/10/2017

Can’t believe we released this 7 years ago! Might be time to do another promo clip... ;)

Ladies and Gents, SHAKE YOUR T**Z is PROUD to present the OFFICIAL AUSTRALIAN TOUR of M.I.B. (Mixed Interacial Brothers) aka the 'KINGS OF ARABIAN HIP HOP' d...