Luxury Fruit

10/10/2026

Shhh, don't tell Spotify (or Gray, apparently) but as a service to our ride or die, we like to unofficially preview our latest on Bandcamp, where true fans can also enjoy my stellar wit in our very official liner notes, found only here!

https://luxuryfruit.bandcamp.com/album/untitled

Releasing on all the streamers October 23rd

10/09/2026

Hello, world!

As the wheel turns, so it becomes time to transition from one luxurious fruit to the next. Harvest comes soon. But first, a small taste...

https://luxuryfruit.bandcamp.com/album/untitled

04/29/2026

https://hearasingle.blogspot.com/2026/04/luxury-fruit-in-case-you-didnt-feel.html?fbclid=IwY2xjawReOqRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR7xyC6Jo61Mx32CQZw4q9r8t-myLPqDmPcF3-qicUAXrrhbp8GrB4AeJrR-8g_aem_V2l-1U9qwK3lMMzvQcactg&m=1

With much gratitude, read this guy's blog, he also likes us!

A Celebration Of The Music From The New And Under Appreciated .

04/15/2026

"Cooler than Jesus. Especially when he's in his Dr. Christ, M.D. costume, that fabric does not breathe."

Or

"Oh relax, I thought it was us dressed up as the Pope!"

Or

"Finally, FINALLY, you see it too, and all it took was the hand of God."
-me

04/06/2026

Hello, Fruit-istas! If you've been enjoying our music but thinking that, like, it might just be you? Like, anywhere? You're not alone! This guy also likes us! NOW YOU ARE/HAVE FRIENDS!!! And that's not a knock on you guys, you clearly have impeccable taste. That's on us for being bad at music commerce. I blame it on none of us having kids. Like, we're all DILFs who should have at least a 15 year-old to tell us how the interwebs work now but none of us have kids. We do like to F, though. Anyway, read this guy's blog, he says nice things!

Sometimes you really don’t know what you’re missing until you stumble across it. Like Luxury Fruit. I mean, what is such a thing? Just pieces of fruit in really nice condition? Or a cheeky musical …

03/24/2026

Hey, folks! We have another round of music flavored noise for your enjoyment. Available now on all your favorite music streaming services and also on Bandcamp where you can find super secret liner notes only available there! Help us get digital pe*******on while becoming acutely aware that digital pe*******on means a couple different things, wink. And tell us what you think!