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Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Yip Thanarong, D'undink
07/01/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Yip Thanarong, D'undink

02/01/2026
02/01/2026

Make I talk am as e be… Nobody tie rope for your leg. Na fear and excuse na you take tie yourself.

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! πŸŽ‰ Nathan Edafeatune, El Offishal Ok, Ifeco...
02/01/2026

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! πŸŽ‰ Nathan Edafeatune, El Offishal Ok, Ifeco Bosco, Chidimma Eze

01/01/2026
OYA GATHER HERE! CHRISTMAS DON LAND! πŸ—πŸŽ‰To all the Real Niaja Gist Family, I wan use this medium take shout: MERRY CHRIST...
25/12/2025

OYA GATHER HERE! CHRISTMAS DON LAND! πŸ—πŸŽ‰

To all the Real Niaja Gist Family, I wan use this medium take shout: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

We thank God say we see this day. Many things happen this year, sapa show face, wahala show face, enjoyment unko e show face. BUT grace cover us. We still dey breath! πŸ™Œ

My Prayer for Una be say:

As you dey chop that chicken and rice today:

πŸ™ Make joy never finish for your mouth.

πŸ™ Make the remaining days of 2025 favour you.

πŸ™ Any sorrow wey follow you reach December, e end today! In Jesus ' Name amen πŸ™

Abeg, if you never cook, find neighbor house go chop. No do "guy guy" today. Happiness is free!

πŸ‘‡ Oya tell me for comment: Wetin be the number one thing you dey grateful for today? Me na Life!

Good Morning RNG Family! πŸ‘‹πŸΎSee ehn, make we tell ourselves truth. Many start this year January with us, but dem no reach...
24/12/2025

Good Morning RNG Family! πŸ‘‹πŸΎ

See ehn, make we tell ourselves truth. Many start this year January with us, but dem no reach today. We dey here to witness 24th December in the land of the living.

Abeg, forget say Chicken never land πŸ”. Forget say Account Balance dey show red light πŸ“‰. Forget say that cloth wey you give tailor never ready πŸ‘—.

The main koko be say, you sleep, you wake up, you dey breathe free air on top Christmas Eve... OMO, YOU BE ODOGWU! πŸ’ͺ🏾

Money fit finish, but Life never finish. As long as life dey, hope dey for better days!

I sabi say you dey grateful. Amen?

AGGRESSIVE MIDNIGHT PRAYERS (Fire-For-Fire) πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯If you dey see this post now, spirit lead you come here. We wan destroy e...
24/12/2025

AGGRESSIVE MIDNIGHT PRAYERS (Fire-For-Fire) πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

If you dey see this post now, spirit lead you come here. We wan destroy every "Follow-Follow" spirit and silent destroyer. Open your mouth and take these prayers with VEXATION!

1️⃣ AGAINST DREAM ATTACK:

"Any hand wey dey force me chop poison for dream to spoil my destiny... CATCH FIRE NOW! πŸ”₯ I flush my system with the Blood of Jesus!"

2️⃣ AGAINST UNKNOWN COVENANT: "Every agreement wey my forefathers sign with spirit wey dey disturb my life today... I BREAK AM BY FIRE! πŸ”¨ I no be debtor to any shrine!"

3️⃣ AGAINST MONITORING SPIRIT: "Any winsh eye wey dey open while others dey sleep, just to monitor my progress... GO BLIND PERMANENTLY! πŸ‘€βŒ"

4️⃣ BACK TO SENDER: "Every load of sickness, bad luck, and disappointment wey dem package for me this week... I REJECT AM! I send am back to the owner 100 times! πŸ“¦β†©οΈ"

DECLARATION: "I decree say as sun dey rise tomorrow, my Testimony must rise! My helpers go locate me, and no evil shall come near my dwelling."

If you believe say your case don settle, type a thunderous "AMEN" 7 times inside comment section! πŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎ

"I BUY AGBO TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE, NOW I DEY SEE GHOST... ADMIN HELP ME!"Admin abeg hide my ID, make my church members no ...
24/12/2025

"I BUY AGBO TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE, NOW I DEY SEE GHOST... ADMIN HELP ME!"

Admin abeg hide my ID, make my church members no see me finish. Matter don pass my power. πŸ˜©πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

I be 35-year-old man, happily married for 3 years now. The issue start when stress for work begin affect my performance for "ze oza room." My madam start to complain say I too dey weak. As a sharp man, I no wan make another man help me

do my job, so I decide to find solution.

One evening, as I dey come back from work inside traffic, I see one old woman wey carry tray of Agbo bottles on top her head. Something just tell me make I call am. I explain my weak body give am (code language). The woman look me, shake head, come bring out one dirty-looking bottle wey get different roots inside.

She tell me say: "My pikin, this one na 'Odogwu Silencer'. If you drink one shot, you go perform like horse. But hear me warning o... NEVER drink am if you never chop, and NEVER allow woman touch the bottle."

I pay am 5k sharply. I reach house, I hide the bottle inside my shoe rack where my madam no go see am. That night, I drink one shot. My brothers, the power wey

come my body ehn, I nearly tear net! My wife confirm am, she even cook better soup for me next day.

Here is where the wahala start. 😭

This Agbo sweet me so tay I begin drink am every night for 2 weeks. I no know say addiction don start. Last Tuesday, I rush go work, I forget to hide the bottle well.

When I come back, I meet my wife for parlor. She dey hold the bottle. She dey cry. She ask me why I dey drink "Kayamata" to lock her destiny. I shout say no be Kayamata, say na waist pain Agbo. Before I fit collect am, out of anger, my wife open the bottle, pour the remaining Agbo inside sink, come smash the bottle for ground.

Admin, since that bottle break, my house never settle.

That night, as we sleep, I start to hear that old woman voice for my ear say "You break the covenant... you owe me payment." I wake up sweating. I look my wife side, my wife dey sleep but her eyes OPEN wide dey look ceiling, and she dey smile one kind wicked smile wey I never see before.

For the past 3 days now, whenever I touch my wife, my body go cold like ice water. The "manpower" don vanish totally. But the worst part be say, my wife don suddenly get energy. She dey lift heavy generator alone, she dey eat eba 6 wraps per sitting, and sometimes I dey see shadows dey walk follow am for house.

Yesterday, I run go the spot where I buy the Agbo to find the old woman. I ask the agbero for there. The Agbero look me like mad man, tell me say: "Oga, nobody dey sell Agbo for here since last year when one old woman motor jam die for this junction."

My head swell immediately.

Right now, I dey my office, I dey fear to go house. I no know if na spirit I buy Agbo from, or if na the Agbo turn my wife to something else. I love my wife, but I dey fear her now.

RNG Family, abeg wetin be the way forward? Make I carry my wife go church, abi make I go find native doctor wash my head? Who I go explain this kind thing give?

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE REAL NIAJA GIST FAMILY! πŸ’šπŸ§‘πŸŽ„To every single person wey dey follow this page, una too much!This Chr...
23/12/2025

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE REAL NIAJA GIST FAMILY! πŸ’šπŸ§‘πŸŽ„

To every single person wey dey follow this page, una too much!

This Christmas, we no just wish you "Happy Holidays," we dey pray for una from our heart.

Our Special Prayer for You be say:

As we prepare for 2026, may the "Real Gist" of your life become testimony upon testimony.

πŸ™ Make the grace wey dey cover shame locate your household.

πŸ™ Make the doors wey dem shut against you open by fire this season.

πŸ™ No weapon formed against your hustle go prosper.

In Jesus Christ name πŸ™

Eat plenty, laugh loud, and forget your sorrow. We love you! ❀️

From all of us at Real Niaja Gist (RNG).

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