05/10/2025
BUT I DONT KNOW WHO NEED TO HEAR THIS TRUTH
Sources just revealed that pretty ladies has more wider Punani and higher pe**le mileage than the ugly ones. Even women knows what I'm talking about is true. If not for this p.u.s.s.y tightners they're producing today, most of them would have been wearing pampers because their pvssy have losses its natural tightness and natural lubricant due to excessive pressure from different pricks. Most of them can't even get wet naturally. It's either they use lubricant or they use their saliva as l**e. Another name for beautiful girls is called "Cvm Bucket". Let women prove me wrong in the comment section and prove their innocent.
In my university days, I know about a girl named 'Jessica' from Public Administration Department. Very tall and damn beautiful. I usually see her in one lodge not too far from mine.
One Saturday we didn't have light, so I went to the nearby Bet9ja shop to charge my phone.
You know how student area used to be whenever NEPA seizes light for some days or weeks.
She also came to charge her phone and reading lamp. Right there, I know how many innocent men that collected her number. And since I've been targeting to get to meet her, I also pretended like I didn't see her giving out numbers to other men because, that day was the opportunity I had to get her number. Las Las, I collected her number too. "The Dice π² Must Go Round"π
I didn't go for relationship because I already know how campus girls operates. No fine girl is single and no fine girl dates only one man in the campus. And that's why, fine girls in the universities, polytechnics and college of educations always have the highest body counts and d.e.a.d.l.y infec'tions too.
So we became just friends. That day I collected her number, I called her later in the night, I called her phone line up to 4 times and in different minutes but the line was busy. I know other of my female innocent men that collected her number have started introducing themselves..
So I needed to introduce myself too before it becomes too late. It's just like when you did transfer to a wrong account, you wouldn't let the Bank's Customer Service line to rest until they attend to your own caseπ. We later spoke that night, I introduced myself too and then we continued the rest of the talking on WhatsApp.
Stivo might come across this postπ. Stivo was the first man amongst the men that collected her number that day, he was the first to mark his register in her punani. At some point, I almost gave up because this Babe was too beautiful and very tall. If you're not even confident enough, you might not approach her..
One day while I was still inside school after my lectures for the day, I called her to come meet me in one of the classic restaurants around the campus or should I even say the best restaurants in the campus.
We had lunch and talked. Right there, I booked her for the weekend. We lived in the same street.
That Saturday, we just finished our compulsory Saturday environmental sanitation. She called me that she would soon be on her way.
Let me confess; she was the first prettiest lady I ever piped. In that street, she carries herself with so much respect and she barely talk to guys around the hood. But the truth is, no matter how beautiful a woman is, she must definitely moan on a man's bed while receiving the strokes.
The moment she stepped inside our compound, all men slide their window to mark the room number she was entering. Behold, it was the room of the son of man. The anointed prophetπ..
It was a remarkable weekend for the son of the soil. She's beautiful and no doubt, but the truth is that, her Kuntus chamber is so wide and deep altogether. When they tell you that clothes covers a lot of things, you don't need to doubt it. It's 100% true.
It's only when you go closer to a Palm tree, you can identify a riped Palm fruit. But from distance, you cannot see it well.
Since the lamb π is already ready to be sacrificed, I just had to do justice to the available pororo. I wore my raincoat and harvested her walls of Jericho to the level of my strength.. Just like I've always said, "Women are like swimming pool. Many have swam in the pool before you, many are swimming in the pool with you, and many will continue to swim in the pool after you."
It was my turn to swim in the pool and I did exactly as my strength could and leave the rest for the next lucky swimmer. Our people say, "He who fights and run away, lives to fight another day."
I hope you get the point now?π€£
So, don't be carried away when you see this beautiful vvomen roaming around with so much pride, and they act like they don't go to toilet. Nothing come out my brother. Na just packaging. Until you unfold the wrap, you will realize why she's still single even with her beauty. "Who no go, no go know"ππ
The more beautiful she is, the more attractive she is to innocent men and the higher the pe**le mileage.
If you go for their beauty, my brother you will end up marrying a vvoman other men used in learning and practicing different s3xual styles.. Beautiful girls na scam. Everything don make Gbimπ
.. Most of them have never been to the lab for medical tests and if you think because they are beautiful and you pipe them raw without raincoat, you will live to regret it.
I thanks this is more reason why Beautiful babes are more single....ππ₯°π
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