Miss Tish Ewe

03/09/2026

This big bastard appears to have been living rent free whilst I’ve been away. And today was eviction night following a 3 hour search!

4 hits of a shoe and a homemade flamethrower was what it eventually took…. So if anyone has somewhere for me to stay whilst my house is rebuilt following the fire DM me.

31/08/2026

This Saturday I am back at the Railway Inn in Aldeburgh for another drag bingo! What carnage and chaos will I cause this time?

Tickets available direct from venue!

MISS TISHEWE RETURNS!

Drag Bingo • 5th September • 7.30pm
She sold out last time… and she’s ready to do it again!!
Expect sass, songs, and numbers you’ve never shouted so loudly.
Book your table and grab your tickets before they vanish faster than her eyelashes.

28/08/2026

Things that p**s me off part 4:

People who don’t even follow me coming on here like the gestapo trying to say what i can and can’t say If you can’t see the humour in what I’ve posted then you are on the wrong page…. Go follow some snowflakes… cause I don’t give a s**t! I’m clearly taking the p**s out of people who take the p**s in situations, not genuine people with genuine health complaints. Things that p**s me off… people with no sense of humour. If you are offended that’s on you - probably mates with Doris or the fat fu**er!

28/08/2026

Things that p**s me off about flying part 3:

People that clap when the plane lands.

People who can’t just work out the fastest way off the aircraft when you land is row by row. You can push you way down all you want Richard…. You were still waiting on your luggage in the baggage hall long after I collected mine.

People who can’t put their passport in the gates the right way round despite about 100 fu***ng signs telling you what to do.

People that stand right next to the baggage carousel… stand back you imbecile and everyone can see what bags are coming round. Step forward when you see your bag… which incidentally is probably the last one off ya whammer.

And, yeah Doris, you didn’t need assisted travel on landing when you realised you would be last off the plane. Your sunflower lanyard was soon put in your bag and you were able to carry your duty free bottles no problem.

27/08/2026

Things that p**s me off when flying part 2:

Fat fu**ers that need 2 seats but only book 1 and expect to spill over into someone else’s space.

People who book an emergency exit row seat and then try and put their bag at their feet. How many times do you need to be told.

People who sit blatantly reading what someone is typing…. Yes that’s for your benefit you fat bastard in 17B

27/08/2026

You know what p**ses me off at airports? These fu**ers that slap a sunflower lanyard round their neck to skip the check in queue. You didn’t need assisted travel at 6:30am in the morning when you were running to get your towels on the sunbeds in the best spot did you now Doris?

26/08/2026

And just like that the third run of the season is over and I hand over to Mia Mann to entertain the masses at SHOOTING STAR SHOWBAR ALTINKUM until I return on 17th September.

Thank you to Jason and my boys, Ferhat, Ozzy & Eyub for looking after me splendidly as always.

Snap a lash, Mia! You will be fab! Have an amazing time.

Altinkum…. I look forward to seeing you all in 3 weeks again to close out the 2026 season.

24/08/2026

Another 2 dates have been booked… just 7 dates left!

Update: 3 dates now been booked… 6 left!

23/08/2026

So…. Let’s talk about last night. We went CRUISING!

No, not that type cheeky… TITANIC style!

Thank you to the fabulous sellout audience at SHOOTING STAR SHOWBAR ALTINKUM last night. You were on fire! Throughly enjoyed last night.

Just one more show left of this run and it’s THIS TUESDAY!

Message the bar to book your seats.

Much Tish Ewe love ###