Aur kitna wait karna pare GA

02/05/2011

Boy: Mommy can i go swimming?
Mommy: No because there are sharks in thewater.
Boy: But daddy is swimming.
Mommy: Yeah,but daddy has insurance

02/05/2011

Apni Pasand ka number choose karain,

36
48
55..67
78
85
90
100

Or
Utni DAFA Uthak Bethak kren

Exercise b ho jaye gi or Tabiyat b set Hojay gi..)

02/05/2011

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dl8QbGgqJ5kY%26feature%3Dchannel_video_title&h=9723e

Pyar Dewana Hota Hay - Studio Session Vocals: Taimur Shahid Malik Music: Irfan Chaudhry

02/05/2011

He said " i love u" I said "What a co-incidence"
i love me tooooooOOOoo
:P:P:P:P

02/05/2011

Exams ki tyari karte karte aesi haalat ho g*i hai k jab ammi puchti hain
"beti khane mein kya khao gi"???
"ammi 5 years mein se kuch bhi de den...........:P:D.......LR

02/05/2011

Jab kutte ki maut aati hy
To...

Kutta mar jata hy..
zaroori nahi k har msg mein fankari

* YA *
Zardari ho.. :-)

02/05/2011

A sweet story

Once a girl asked a boy: Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc. Bt nothing to meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes and said
dekho dimagh mt khao.. Already physics mai fail h0n!

02/05/2011

HeiGht Of AttituDe
TeaCher: Y R U talKinG duRinG mY lesS0n?
StuDent: Y R U teaChing duRinG mY c0nverSati0n . . .
PanGa Iz n0t chanGa Wid Da Students . . .
;-p
DiS iZ aCtualLy height 0f ruDeness . . .

02/05/2011

Koi Aik
Number
Ch00se karen...
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100,




Or MERE Number Par L0ad
Karw@ Den

Then i'll Tell y0u
K Balance Aaya
ya Nahi..!!:-)'